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That's a cold, calculating ex girlfriend. She has excellent brakes as well.

Well, you have to admire her impeccable timing.

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I hope your name is irrelevant

The only time rape is acceptable... Jk OP. Sorry to hear it.

#14 you really are a fuckwit arent you

I'm Almost_Positive it's not.

^ epic fucking win

idk why your comment got so many dislikes, that was pretty funny haha!

That's a cold, calculating ex girlfriend. She has excellent brakes as well.

Well, you have to admire her impeccable timing.

You have to give credit for her restraint as well.

Not really, 8. Most guys aren't anywhere near as irresistible as they think they are.

Being irresistible has no real implication here, the point they were making was getting horny/going so far and stopping. Never heard of someone wanking only to stop and go, damn my hands ugly, best give up now.

39 watch orange is the new black

39, she probably wasn't very horny. A lot of women I know find it difficult to get into sex with someone who's pissed them off...shocking, I know.

#overempowered

Have fun dealing with that lune for the next 6 years she stalks you.

if she wanted to stalk him, why would ahe dump him in the first place?

well now, it wouldn't be stalking if OP knew about it.

#4 that made no sense

We need a follow-up to determine if you deserved this or not

I don't think anyone deserves it, man or woman...

This is hust cruel.

I feel so bad for you but I also feel respect for her o.o

respect her?

For a long time, I thought the internet was where you didn't need to know both sides of an argument to assess it. Now, I realize the internet is where you don't even need to know ONE side of an argument to assess it.

Hello lotion, we meet again, right hand. How could I forget you, box of tissue?

That's kind of evil, I'll need to remember this, sorry tho op

More brutal than evil I'd say

Dumbass if you just got into a fight why would you think it's her fault and she's trying to say sorry by having sex

I'm sorry, are we reading the same post?

I think "nyte_assassin1" is just not accustomed to receiving apologies. I wonder why.

dude that's what makeup sex is all about... it's not about who's at fault.... it's about making up

If a girl is careless enough to do something like that, rather than discuss things and try to actually make up with you after such a big argument, she isn't worth fretting over.

Nah. I deeply respect this girl based on this FML. I'm sure OP knows her much better than either of us would to determine if she's worth his time, but she seems sharp and full of life. What she did was shitty, but don't we all do dickish things sometimes when we're angry?

No. If you care about someone, you discuss things. This was obviously something she planned out. People usually calm down with time. I truly believe that she wanted OP to hurt because she no longer cared for them. I don't respect that. She is VERY cunning, though. I would never be able to think up such a devious plan.

i dont know how people are saying they respect the girl for this, she would have none from me.

@42 - I'm not really a nice guy. I like a little fire in my ladies.