By blueballed - Germany - Kiel
  Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
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By  Almost_Positive  |  18

I hope your name is irrelevant

  Ki11erC  |  18

Being irresistible has no real implication here, the point they were making was getting horny/going so far and stopping. Never heard of someone wanking only to stop and go, damn my hands ugly, best give up now.

By  aljop  |  15

Have fun dealing with that lune for the next 6 years she stalks you.

  Levvy  |  22

For a long time, I thought the internet was where you didn't need to know both sides of an argument to assess it. Now, I realize the internet is where you don't even need to know ONE side of an argument to assess it.

  MrConcise  |  34

Nah. I deeply respect this girl based on this FML. I'm sure OP knows her much better than either of us would to determine if she's worth his time, but she seems sharp and full of life. What she did was shitty, but don't we all do dickish things sometimes when we're angry?

  homesuckfucker  |  28

No. If you care about someone, you discuss things. This was obviously something she planned out. People usually calm down with time. I truly believe that she wanted OP to hurt because she no longer cared for them. I don't respect that. She is VERY cunning, though. I would never be able to think up such a devious plan.