By Dopeydancer - 08/09/2009 13:12 - United Kingdom

Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML
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Anonanimal 0
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i bet it was a man you squeezed too

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The_Great_Zucchi 14
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YDI for carrying your wallet in your back pocket...

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Anonanimal 0
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i bet it was a man you squeezed too

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too_much_fun 0
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Yes, thanks for the money

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eliz3 0
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"too much fun", due to the fact I live in England and actually am English, I am more likely than yourself to know whether we all have bad teeth or not. And we don't.

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luvtheknot 6
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Yeah youay not have bad teeth but you are all a bunch of iggnorant twats

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Monado 0
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Your wallet may be gone, but at least you had a little "Pinchy pinchy" going on ;)

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The_Great_Zucchi 14
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YDI for carrying your wallet in your back pocket...

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playfuldesk 0
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Haha keep your wallet by your cock

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Daaniellee1234 8
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Theres too many of these wallet FML's.

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LatinoHeat 0
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YDI for thinking that Clay Aiken had grabbed your ass.

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Illumi113 0
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What is wrong with you homophobic trolls? You immediately assume that the OP is gay and say he deserves whatever happened for being gay. Do you think that it's funny to make everybody on the site hate your guts? People like you should die painfully. I hope you realize that any reasonable person would rather be gay than be one of the contemptible sons of bitches who constantly bash gays as if they're inherently evil.

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CluelessOne 0
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That's the point of a troll. Stop feeding him.

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deathmajestic 0
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yes, yes it is the reason to be a troll. i because ive been trolling on yt for a while

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daymann 0
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nope I'd rather be a gay hater

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hairytoenails 0
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ydi for having a pet llama

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hazelbower 0
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what? sooooo stupid

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DovdGraaf 0
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Stupid to ave it in your back-pocket but it sucks

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fbirem 2
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Man, that couldn't have been more British

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eliz3 0
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After every FML from the UK someone seems to post this. How exactly is this so British?

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lolwatlol 0
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why the fuck was your wallet there in the first place? Might as well wear a sign in your ass that says "STEAL MY WALLET, I LIKE IT... AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT PINCH MY ASS"

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daymann 0
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because wallets go in your back pocket

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