Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had...

By Anonymous - 25/5/2015 16:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML

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By theTravinator | 21

#6301374 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:21

Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault

By drunkmunkey | 24

#6301376 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:22

forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part

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By Nederlander95 | 14

#6301373 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

trellz17 | 19

#6301405 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:38

But why?

niallo | 23

#6301472 - Monday 25 May 2015 23:55

Why? Because it would be a fun thing to say to an ass.

kangx1 | 28

#6301479 - Tuesday 26 May 2015 0:03

Tell her to fuck off and take responsibility for her own stupidity.

iRambo | 12

#6302250 - Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:19

Why she want to do that? That cost more money out the ass. Its not a fun thing to do.

sunnyskys | 25

#6303572 - Thursday 28 May 2015 4:24

don't you love it when you have something witty to say and then you forget it. FML Hey look at the an FML inside an FML

By theTravinator | 21

#6301374 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:21

Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault

ironmany_fml | 23

#6302328 - Tuesday 26 May 2015 21:53

but what else.. the mystery is killing me

coolman298 | 15

#6304065 - Thursday 28 May 2015 21:12

She, quite literally, can do nothing about what happened. If she didn't want the ticket, she shouldn't have illegally parked.

By Devindelon | 17

#6301375 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:21

That's her own fault

By drunkmunkey | 24

#6301376 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:22

forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part

whymeplease44 | 8

#6707558 - Sunday 30 October 2016 17:53

ya that's the best thing to do and that's what I would do if I was in this situation

By Simbaby | 23

#6301378 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:22

It's her fault . She'll get over it !

By ali_kkatt | 15

#6301379 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:24

Tell her, it's her fault that she parked in front of a fire hydrant. there could've been other parking spots. good luck, op.

By theorangecurls | 18

#6301383 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:25

Ha just brush it off you have better problems to worry about:)

By ThatOneChick856 | 35

#6301384 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:25

I wouldn't worry about it; it's her own damn fault for breaking the law. If she keeps up her "or else" threats and you think she'd actually do something, you could file a police report against her.

worldclassrager | 39

#6301804 - Tuesday 26 May 2015 9:18

Your image fits this FML perfectly!

By Ajf92002 | 23

#6301387 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:28

Sorry for the troubles OP.

By igg125 | 30

#6301391 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:29

Time to find out what "or else" means.