Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside?...

By love and tolerape, apparently - 1/3/2015 19:24 - India - Jamshedpur

Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML

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By SkyGuy32 | 17

#6218374 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:03

Maybe you're just subconsciously a brony.

By ZeroDying | 11

#6218384 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:05

I had the same dream but with Elmo ...

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By SkyGuy32 | 17

#6218374 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:03

Maybe you're just subconsciously a brony.

Welshite | 39

#6218393 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:08

Nothing wrong with being a brony. I have pictures of the ponies on my walls, and they tell me bedtime stories every night. OP is just in denial.

adrian1910 | 15

#6218404 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:13

That show is for little girls, any guy who watches it lost my respect.

Welshite | 39

#6218411 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:17

That's ok. I never needed your respect to enjoy certain shows.

devildog562 | 33

#6218417 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:20

My daughter wishes she loved my little pony as much as me.
Welshite, do you have a custom made twilight from build-a-bear? I know I'm rocking it !

lnheritance | 19

#6218422 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:23

Our minds do wonders. Personally I dream of zombie apocalypse's.

boredSOLDIER | 33

#6218491 - Monday 2 March 2015 1:30

Wonder who it was? Sounds like Discord made a cameo in OPs dream. Friendship is magic son!!!!

doctorhook86 | 24

#6218620 - Monday 2 March 2015 4:48

#13: I don't think anybody (anywhere?) cares much if they have your respect, bro.

ThatDamHuntress | 20

#6218656 - Monday 2 March 2015 5:08

Because Everyone Cares about a Random Guys Respect. Get a Life.

THERMALSCOPES13 | 3

#6218675 - Monday 2 March 2015 5:44

I hope all bronies are publicly executed

Retaheki | 27

#6218718 - Monday 2 March 2015 6:39

What's up with the FML team? First Shrek FMLs, now MLP FMLs, what's next, Call of Duty FMLs? The team is really diving into 4chan or something.

Hummmph | 8

#6218809 - Monday 2 March 2015 9:47

Here here.

Axle_Bloodwolf | 6

#6219303 - Monday 2 March 2015 20:05

I would like to point out that I watch this show, with my daughter, and though I am not a brony or a clopper (some one who sexualizes the my little pony show) I do happen to enjoy it. And I don't need your respect about it to feel good with myself

ajs1987 | 15

#6219305 - Monday 2 March 2015 20:06

What is a "brony?" It sounds like something you should avoid.

PokemonMaster0 | 15

#6219409 - Monday 2 March 2015 22:06

Subconsciously? This is more than subconscious. He has entered clopper territory.

RogueWarrior869 | 23

#6219835 - Tuesday 3 March 2015 5:11

@118 A brony is fan of the My Little Pony series. Normally a name used by male fans, but from what I've seen, females also prefer using it instead of pegasister. Unless you're into/okay with highly nsfw pony works, cloppers are the ones you'd want to avoid.

SkyGuy32 | 17

#6219856 - Tuesday 3 March 2015 5:46

Being a brony is perfectly fine in my opinion, but being a clopper is not ok.

ajs1987 | 15

#6220300 - Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:29

@127 Is it just little boys who are bronies or are there grown men who are in to that show too? That's kinda weird to think about.

ThatDamHuntress | 20

#6220594 - Tuesday 3 March 2015 21:49

#131 Grown Men.

mnb1998 | 15

#6221580 - Wednesday 4 March 2015 20:56

Yup I love dreaming about zombies and the apocalypse ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

kittykat1501 | 31

#6337650 - Thursday 2 July 2015 2:35

16 I do! It sings the theme song

PotatomanIsReal | 9

#6453270 - Wednesday 4 November 2015 15:48

#131 Yes, there are little boy bronies. I know a few irl

crack229 | 19

#6552826 - Saturday 5 March 2016 19:38

that's really gay

By bl865ood | 17

#6218375 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:03

Doesn't matter, had sex.

jigglypuff34 | 16

#6218398 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:10

That's debatable.

BlondePsycho | 43

#6218420 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:23

I was going to make a reply about how pathetically wide a net he's casting for his definition of sex but that seems cheap.

Jason89 | 14

#6218650 - Monday 2 March 2015 5:04

they definitely hit the hay ... didn't they?

catchingzzzzzz | 10

#6218670 - Monday 2 March 2015 5:37

I hope you were quoting SNL here... "I just had sex"

casey_ct | 10

#6218769 - Monday 2 March 2015 8:18

still counts had sex!

KitchKraft | 21

#6219094 - Monday 2 March 2015 16:29

My friend accidentally yelled that to someone who told him that they had kinda had sex but it was actually a rape case.

By pubeboy | 16

#6218376 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:03

Did you get bonied by a pony?

Sandsh8rk | 36

#6218562 - Monday 2 March 2015 3:38

He said a character, not specifically one of the mane 6. It could have been Iron Will ;)

By Araj_Hs | 19

#6218377 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:03

You should be glad it was not someone from 'Planet of Apes'. HAH!

ThatDamHuntress | 20

#6218657 - Monday 2 March 2015 5:10

What if it was one of the Humans.

By aguynamednick | 20

#6218379 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:04

bony the pony

By ZeroDying | 11

#6218384 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:05

I had the same dream but with Elmo ...

BlondePsycho | 43

#6218419 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:21

Elmo does seem like that type, right? Glad it's not just me

LostInTheZone11 | 27

#6218423 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:25

I had one with one of girls from the Total Drama series.

MidnaLink | 31

#6218427 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:28

I would do Leshawna or Gwen! Who's your pick?

LostInTheZone11 | 27

#6218428 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:29

Actually it was Samey (Sammy) from this past season.

MidnaLink | 31

#6218518 - Monday 2 March 2015 2:23

Oh, never watched after Island.

dannnngthatsux | 19

#6218617 - Monday 2 March 2015 4:47

#20, Gwen!

sneeuwbal | 6

#6218866 - Monday 2 March 2015 10:47

Have you ever been tickled on the inside? Stop touching me, Elmo!

By WavRace | 14

#6218387 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:06

"My little pony, you'll always be in my dreams."

Sandsh8rk | 36

#6218559 - Monday 2 March 2015 3:35

Wasn't it "You'll always be in my heart"?

WavRace | 14

#6218563 - Monday 2 March 2015 3:38

But it's not in OP's heart, it's in his dreams.

By MMSINCsidecars | 9

#6218389 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:06

At least you know you're not a brony now.

By Migole | 36

#6218390 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Darkness_Hate | 29

#6218410 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:16

As far as I know we can dislike a show..even if for some people it's not really "polite"

UhHuhHoney | 20

#6218444 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:39

#9 you must be a blast at parties, I can just tell.

Retaheki | 27

#6218740 - Monday 2 March 2015 7:13

Aw damn, some girl on the internet told me I can't dislike a show, I gotta start watching My Little Pony.

By 19990231 | 29

#6218399 - Monday 2 March 2015 0:10

In the closet brony, it's okay.