By TooQuick - Mozambique - Maputo
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
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By  TweetAnne  |  13

YDI for not paying attention before starting your business.

I always make sure the seat is down before using the toilet. If I don't and fall in then that's my fault and my husbands for not putting the damn seat down.

  anonymuse_fml  |  31

I would imagine that the seat would have had to be down for the urine to be hitting the underside while the OP was taking a dump... either that or else they were sitting backwards or somehow managed to aim the pee over their shoulder and hit it behind them which would be impressive, but wouldn't make sense with this FML.

  Kiernan151  |  25

I think how it happened 10 is that he just shoved his penis into the bowl and pee was spraying out from between the gap between the seat and the bowl. Happened to my grandpa and it makes a terrible mess with no sound.

  anonymuse_fml  |  31

#25 - I realize how it happened... The entire second half of my post was tongue-in-cheek toward #10 since she totally missed what happened in the FML and went off on an unrelated tangent.

By  snarkytruth  |  37

Maybe that's the reason some people get completely naked when they poo.
(Ever notice it's only guys that do that?!)

Pro tip:
Always keep a complete change of clothes in your office as well as a casual set in the car.

And If you pee sitting down wrangle that bad boy to keep its head down.

By  MisterEx  |  28

Small wang too, eh? It's ok OP. I got your secret covered.

I know that because uh, a friend told me a similar story once, after causally telling me his size. A friend.