The lesson? Don't pee with an awkward meeting boner

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YDI for not paying attention before starting your business.

I always make sure the seat is down before using the toilet. If I don't and fall in then that's my fault and my husbands for not putting the damn seat down.

The toilet seat was down and he didn't fall in. What are you talking about exactly?

I would imagine that the seat would have had to be down for the urine to be hitting the underside while the OP was taking a dump... either that or else they were sitting backwards or somehow managed to aim the pee over their shoulder and hit it behind them which would be impressive, but wouldn't make sense with this FML.

So if you always check before starting your business then how is it your husbands fault?

BTW have you not heard of the feminist movement? Put your own seat down

Not your husbands... Totally your fault.

I think how it happened 10 is that he just shoved his penis into the bowl and pee was spraying out from between the gap between the seat and the bowl. Happened to my grandpa and it makes a terrible mess with no sound.

#25 - I realize how it happened... The entire second half of my post was tongue-in-cheek toward #10 since she totally missed what happened in the FML and went off on an unrelated tangent.

Better than halfway through the meeting I guess. Either way, urine trouble if you use public transport.

Sounds like an (embarrassing) get home free pass.

I've had to wrestle with the toilet from taking mine after a flush.

You would think we would have made toilet seats that would prevent that by now

We have, for toddlers. Adults shouldn't need them...

Maybe that's the reason some people get completely naked when they poo.
(Ever notice it's only guys that do that?!)

Pro tip:
Always keep a complete change of clothes in your office as well as a casual set in the car.

And If you pee sitting down wrangle that bad boy to keep its head down.

Urine trouble if you use public transport...

Why make basically the same comment twice?

I'm just impressed at your knowledge of toilet terminology

Small wang too, eh? It's ok OP. I got your secret covered.

I know that because uh, a friend told me a similar story once, after causally telling me his size. A friend.

Yes.