FML : Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled...

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Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 00:30 /

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By Stealthninjaa | 19

#7506018 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:02

This FML seems incomplete... So what's your name, OP?

By irisxrushford | 3

#7506023 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:05

maybe after 26 however many years you should figure out how to pronounce that shit

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By samimarie199 | 22

#7505988 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 0:37

And I thought my last name was tough lol. Not only is it spelled weird but it's not pronounced the way it's spelled ? thanks op for making me feel better.

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fabs1171 | 22

#7506113 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 2:41

Me too!! I have a random J in my surname that is not pronounced. People struggle so much with it

By RichardPencil | 25

#7506003 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 0:45

I’m so sorry, Bob!

By Georgian_fml | 15

#7506011 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 0:58

my last name is tchampuridze, yeah try to pronounce that.

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jocamo | 24

#7506024 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:06

cham-pure-i-źeh?

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Duskyb | 11

#7506085 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 2:09

champ-pur-eedz?

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Blizz18 | 14

#7506104 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 2:22

John-son? Probably not correct, but I bet I'm close..

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RichardPencil | 25

#7506165 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 3:51

I’d call you “Champ” and leave it at that.

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Ashley Beecher | 8

#7507127 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 22:46

t champ pure Ritz dies. nailed it.

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mustangbravo | 27

#7507205 - Wednesday 26 July 2017 0:52

is it shampoo rides?

By Stealthninjaa | 19

#7506018 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:02

This FML seems incomplete... So what's your name, OP?

By irisxrushford | 3

#7506023 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:05

maybe after 26 however many years you should figure out how to pronounce that shit

By littlefoott69 | 11

#7506030 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:09

after 26 years! Just pronounce it your own way

By VenuxCore5 | 16

#7506036 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:17

decide on your own way of prononciation then.

By ohsnapword | 21

#7506037 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:19

It's ah-nahn-ne-miss, duh.

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EnvyMe33 | 26

#7506318 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 7:04

Best response yet

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rivenrock | 14

#7509349 - Friday 28 July 2017 1:00

And people should really know how to spell that.

By LikeLegitness | 18

#7506039 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:21

Maybe you should just change your name so you won't be confused anymore

By evilplatypus | 36

#7506042 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:24

Who cares how they pronounce it? It's YOUR name. Pick the pronunciation YOU like and stick to it. Ta-friggin-da!

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