FML : Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through...

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Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By creepystalkerguy - / Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:19 / United States

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By redbluegreen | 40

#621133 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:28

IKEA A one-way maze you can still get lost in.

By pleasetryagain | 0

#621116 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:21

Why didn't YOU inform her of this? Weren't there other people "following" her as well?

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By Shmoe | 0

#621109 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:21

Haha. :P

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liveBabylon | 0

#621143 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:34

but your name is creepystalker guy... LAWL

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Ajjas013 | 6

#624558 - Saturday 17 October 2009 06:10

Not exactly true. There are shortcuts. Check the map.

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FailsFTW | 0

#899636 - Sunday 28 February 2010 06:34

wow i didnt notice that. meheheh!

By pleasetryagain | 0

#621116 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:21

Why didn't YOU inform her of this? Weren't there other people "following" her as well?

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txgirl09 | 5

#621121 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:23

no kidding. the fml is on her for being dumb enough to not see ikea is set up that way. besides, didn't other people stop to laugh at her for yelling at that poor guy? I know I would have.

By ItsAshxD | 0

#621119 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:22

Rofl. I lost my video camera in IKEA once and while I was leaving, some guy kept giving me strange looks. I'm guessing he found it.

By inmyroom | 0

#621124 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:24

moose

By Veritas143 | 0

#621130 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:26

Next time just whisper..Believe..and turn around and leave.

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Veritas143 | 0

#621207 - Thursday 15 October 2009 12:42

haha true..well i can apparate at will i just assumed the OP couldn't

By redbluegreen | 40

#621133 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:28

IKEA A one-way maze you can still get lost in.

By coldplaylive2003 | 0

#621135 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:28

You just want an excuse to follow her

By danis_fml | 12

#621147 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:36

that sucks people should not be that ignorant

By perdix | 29

#621166 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:46

If you weren't two feet behind her, drooling, with you hand down your pants, she may have noticed the arrows!

By extradorkyloser | 4

#621179 - Thursday 15 October 2009 12:04

@ veritas143 omg you're funny, I'm totally gonna do that some day. that lady was probably just ignorant, shrug it off. she looks dumb, not you

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