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  Diannaa  |  0

Well I meant can you picture yourself in bed late at night hearing little scratching sounds while you're trying to sleep, but yea I could have worded it better lol.


Maybe it's Conker, The alchoholic Squirel, who will destroy you and others in your sleep. Conkers Bad Fur Day FTW!

But anyway, you can't even let a poor homeless (possibly alchoholic) squirel live in your Walls? He's homeless, let him live with you.

And enjoy your new roomate OP. :D

  luntz66  |  0

happen to my friend, we flipped over furniture in his house for like four hours till we caught it, turns out when poked a angry squirles growls like it's possesed by the devil and tries to eat your face, it allso climbs on celings (upsidedown) and likes to scare the shit out of you bye falling/jumping/running at you, great memories though. invite some friends over and make it a little hunting party :D

  Zills  |  0

A hammer to break a hole on your wall:60$
Peanuts to bait the pesty fuckerwho lives in your wall:2$
A nailgun:400$
Drywall kit:50$

The joy you get when Conker is stuck to your wall in a gooey mess: priceless.


Shouldn't this be on MLIA?.. And you haven't seen that it is an actual squirrel, have you, OP? It could be a chipmunk or a raccoon or a ghost or a kid playing a prank.. You know, when you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME..

  amdspenc  |  0

Been there! Ours dug a tunnel under our porch and came up through the walls that way. It also ran around in our drop ceiling. We found the entrance to the tunnel, and set a live trap with some peanut butter right outside. He was waiting for us the next morning.

Just don't eat it. I've heard they are high in cholesterol.