By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 910
You deserved it 20 463

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Your dad sounds awesome.


"What sucks is... my name is Meg."

michaelaranda 28

Dont comment if your comment isnt relevant to the fml. Op, thats not so bad, and ur dad wont stop. I mean, if he watches family guy, he probably isnt the most mature person in the world.

Well then: shut up meg

michaelaranda 28

That comment was meant for #1 not #22

Phoebe_Buffay 14

He shouldve said the "if you have a problem, take it up with my ass. it's the only thing that gives a crap"

challan 19

#33, I laughed! Sorry you were thumbed down.

#23 so now if someone watches family guy they are immature? People can watch whatever they want and still mature

#34 Why assume that people who watch Family Guy are immature? I could say you're immature for having spongebob as your profile picture, but that would be wrong.

Typical Meg, you just have to make everything about yourself

blackman100 20

Number one was adding a part to the FML saying that it would have sucked for the OP if OP was a girl named Meg.

Your stupid, he was saying it would be funny if OPs name was Meg! Idiot!

blackman100 20

That's what I was saying, dumbass.

I was about to ask, "Olpally has a kid?" but then I realized that'd involve Olpally actually getting laid, hahahaha! :D

I guess this comment won't get a "giggity" from him.

Schizomaniac 24

Fuck y'all hoes fur hating on the homie Olpally.

I'm not hating. If anything I feel sorry for him for never having experienced a woman's touch. But maybe he's not into the touch of WOMEN, if you catch my drift. I don't care, I'm open-minded, bro. We still on for that "poker game" at 11? No homo.

Wow. You reply to one comment and suddenly you're included in some private "poker" game. Unless I'm not invited, in which case... this is awkward.

olpally 32

Wow, I've only been laid once and it was the worst experience of my life with a woman so far. You are unbelievable shrike. Showing no class.

So... giggity?

olpally 32


Olpally, sounds like you need to join Schizo and myself for a few rounds of poker. Like when painting, you should probably wear clothes that you're not particularly attached to. Giggity.

If y'all seen the show, Meg has more game than Opally. *Laughs and turns around to see if gang is laughing too*

I dunno, let me just consult with the cybernetic telepathic brain leech... *bbzzzztttttt* Hmm... "PC LOAD LETTER", that's a new one.

challan 19

Look everyone, I know olpally in the real world, and he is kinda a ladies man. He's tapped three of my friends and tried (but failed) to tap me. You just don't know!! ladies are giggity over olpally.

He tried to "tap" you? I've heard of "tap that ass", but holy fuckballs is this what people say now? Tap? What happened to screw, fuck, lay, and boink?

and "bone", doc. Don't forget that classic.

Man, this is like high school all over again for Olpally. Im imagining all the commenters surrounding him in the locker room taking turns making jokes. Hope you went commando today Olpally, mega wedgies hurt a lot. I hear...

Your dad sounds awesome.

Freakin' sweet.

But he's grinding OP's gears.

Sorry OP, but you got pwned by your dad.

cheshireau 26

My Dad is cool but I wish he was that cool.

ThatFancyPenn 18

#54 I salute you.

Well you know I guess he's just a family fuy

So close, but alas you've failed.

you're dad is a legend.

Redoxx_fml 22

Shut up Meg

ThatFancyPenn 18

Honestly?! By the looks of it you're about 16 and you still don't know the difference between your and you're?! God I weep for this generation.

senseoffender 2

U do realize u can understand the difference it's just easier when typing on a phone to to type the shortest way for instance how I'm typing u instead if you it's just easier and doesn't make this generation stupid in any way shape or form just lazy :)

It does not matter to most people what is easier, only that the final project makes someone look ignorant/stupid.

CharresBarkrey 15

101 - Your is shorter than you're, and in this case is more correct. That makes no fucking sense.

Senseoffender - You offended my sense of humour and my sense of decency with your pathetic worthlessness of an excuse.

Your dad sounds great!

debbster7 18

I don't see why it's surprising or even unexpected that he'd say that. You sort of asked for it to be honest.

Giggity giggity. Sorry someone had to do it...

lolita88_fml 27

Giggity gig gig goooo~

michaelaranda 28

You apologized and ruined ur comment

Do not let him discover The Simpsons. With 35 seasons between the two shows, he would have material to use for years.

Just wait till South Park. All OP's dad will be saying is "RESPECT MY AUTHROTIAH" and "SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOMEEEE" he'll also be saying "OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENNY, YOU BASTARD!"

Also, he will probably throw up whenever talking to his wife. Poor OP; she's doomed.

TheDrifter 23

Blame Canada.

Don't forget to bring a towel!

I never knew what family guy was until I was in grade 10

Thanks for sharing.

#64 are you one of those idiots that assumes all home schoolers are extremely sheltered and have no social interaction whatsoever?

75, are you one of those humorless fellas that gets offended because they take every comment on FML seriously?

Somebody peed in 75s Meow Mix today...

What's "grade 10?"