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By  idkweird  |  0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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By  Belief_fml  |  0

It's ok, hockey players are pussies.

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  travis1228  |  1

ya hockey players are such pussies when it's one of the toughest games in the world. I bet you couldn't take getting hit so hard so you now talk bad about them

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  reyemrein  |  0

That's pathetic. It is a wasp that is less than 1% of your size. Worst case scenario, you get a prick that kinda hurts for like 15 minutes. FYL indeed for being such a pussy.

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  yourlifesfucked  |  0

no, 76. worst case scenario is that he gets stung, has an allergic reaction, goes in to anaphylactic (sp) shock, and dies. i know plenty of folks who alleric to bee stings, and it's just as bad as peanut allergies. if OP is not allergic though, he is indeed a giant female sexual organ.

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  tsc32  |  2

@reyemrein. The worst case scenario is that this person is allergic to wasp stings, in whcih case his throat would swell up clotting off his oxygen. You're an idiot

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

^^^^^ Win =) I'd run like hell, too, OP. And I'm 6'6" Then again, I'm terrified of wasps stings from bad childhood experiences. And I'm a musician. Its okay if we're pussies.

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  reyemrein  |  0

wow I just typed a whole paragraph and it only showed a small part of it... okay here goes: @121 and 123, I assumed that he was not allergic or else he wouldn't have typed an FML because he would have had a good reason for not going near it. Even if he was unsure weather or not he is alergic, he was still being a pussy for letting his gf get rid of it when she had the same small risk of being allergic that he did. I miss the good old days where people just did stuff instead of worrying about dying from everyday activities.

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  NYKnicks36  |  0

how the hell are hockey players pussies SOCCER players are pussies everyone calling hockey players pussies you are the pussy you probably can't take a hit and think by calling someone who can a pussy it toughens you up

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  Secret_Fire_King  |  0

hahaha.. I was looking at a big mutha-truckin' wasps nest in a tree/ bush the other day.. I showed some friends, 'cause the nest was huge.. And one wasp decided to fly straight at my face while I was holding to branches apart to see the nest.. Naturally, I danced around and hit my head a couple times.. :)

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  dRog11  |  0

Armor? hardly. Try foam covered in thin plastic. Mostly to lessen the pain from a small hard rubber puck coming at you at around 80MPH. And we wear helmets because ice is a little harder than ground. And hockey definitely has a higher caliber of contact. Nice try though.

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  ratmule  |  0

103 you are so right. I play rugby and it's way harder than American football... American football how can a tackle hurt you have a full body tampon 8ft thick?!

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  ifailplzinsultme  |  0

323-it's cause American football collisions have been proven harder and you more likely too fall oddly. The pads aren't that big. I've played both. American football takes more skill and toughness.

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  Drajonknives  |  3

It doesn't matter what stupid sport he plays, or his hight, whats awesome is the girl that killed the wasp, who wouldn't kill a wasp to have a girlfriend like that?

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  Drajonknives  |  3

It doesn't matter what stupid sport he plays, or his hight, whats awesome is the girl that killed the wasp, who wouldn't kill a wasp to have a girlfriend like that?

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  Tempsey  |  0

Hockey is probably the most hardcore sport out there. You know a sport is hardcore when theres a risk of getting your head chopped off, and the only reason we use padding in hockey is so we don't break bones when we hit the ice or get sliced open by skates. If you actually watch hockey, you'll know how tough players can be. Skating with a broken leg, getting your face FUBAR by a puck or stick, hockey players are way tougher than football players. When was the last time a hockey player went crazy and killed a dog?

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  retardslo  |  0

You're an idiot rugby is for pussies. Hockey in which case seriously injures and can kill a person for not keeping their head up. In rugby you just throw it back before you get hit. Throw on some skates and we'll have a hitting contest. Then I'll drop you on the field as well.

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  retardslo  |  0

You're an idiot. Throw on a pair of skates and take a 6'3 280 pound man going 30-50 km/h go on YouTube and look at the hockey hits. Then look at rugby hits.

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  babygirl83150  |  8

Alright, I'll admit hockey is not my favorite sport, (soccer is), but all athletes work their butts off, something I'm sure you've never done. So when you're done sitting on your butt all day and join a team, we'll talk.

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By  idkweird  |  0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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  iliart_iliart  |  0

it's a small insect! the girlfriend isn't particularly brave just because she killed a bug. you sir, idkweird, are an absolute pussy, does everything scare you as much as wasps? do you also cower like a little girl from spiders and mice?

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  xundria  |  5

@62: idkweird is a girl. Get your facts straight before you insult someone.

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  H0llyw00dWh0r3  |  0

No she's not. I know plenty of people who would run from wasps. When one flew at me when I was on my bike, I dropped the bike in the street & ran home. Good for you, if you're not scared of them, but we don't exactly WANT to have to run away at the sight of one, but we have to before we end up shitting ourselves. It's like saying arachnophobics shouldn't be scared of spiders. Well, obviously, we know we SHOULDN'T be, but we are. If you ever find something to cure our fears, then please, do tell. Until then, stop calling other people pussies etc because they have a fear they cannot control.

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  denbeste  |  3

@140 go /carebear and smash wasps and EVERY insect you come across with your bare hands (this method has yet to get me srtung/bitten). The law of the nature still applies to this date.

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  idkweird  |  0

My comment totally disappeared. Im totally afraid of insects. The worst is cockroaches. If I see one, I end up having the heebie jeebies for quite a while afterwards. Like, I think I can feel bugs crawling on me. Wasps sting repeatedly! Not just once and then they die, like bees. I don't want a repeat of what happened to my ankle, when I was stung by a bee, all over my body. Luckily, I have a boyfriend who doesn't mind killing the bugs for me :D

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By  respectable  |  0

You are saying hockey player like its something positive.

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  threer  |  30

Why? Just why?

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By  xundria  |  5

... grow a pair. Unless you're literally deathly alergic, wasps are nothing bad.

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