By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 May 2016 14:50 / United States - Frisco
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By  Tripartita  |  44

Hmm, I believe a man's ability to decorate can be broken down as follows:

Straight: unable to decorate.
Gay (or as McDouche so delicately put it, "fags"): unparalleled decorators.
Bi: really good and bad at times, working out to perfectly average ability.
Pan: good or bad depending on when you first enter the room (a la Schrödinger's cat).
Ace: absolutely refuses to decorate rooms.

This is why I keep my doors on timed locks.

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