By Anonymous - 06/02/2013 23:14 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, a tenant in my apartment block told me about a nice shady place behind our building where he often goes to relax. Curious, I went looking for it. It was a quiet and secluded courtyard. At least until a man came out of nowhere waving a hammer in my face, screaming in a foreign language. FML
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I think she meant the other kind of shady.

That's probably where the people in your building go to get hammered.

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i dont think its the hammer you should be worrying about. at least not the one in his hand.....

Are you...... Retarded????

I was trying to imply that the man's dick was the other hammer.... and that OP should fear being raped in a secluded courtyard. Mission Failed. :(

I think she meant the other kind of shady.

Did you run?

No of course not.

That's probably where the people in your building go to get hammered.

You always have to lookout for those hamming wielding foreign guys. Pesky things

A Classic adventure story! Someone is given directions to some magical land or treasure of tranquility. After a dredging, perilous journey, our protagonist is on the cusp of revelation only to be ran off by terrifying, weapon wielding natives. Returning without the sought after prize, but perhaps, a rejuvenated sense of adventure.

You probably offended something like about, four groups of people there I'd think. Quite effective if that was your goal. +3 to offense

They're not trying to offend anyone.. they're talking about another FML posted the other day.

Maybe there's two shady spots and you just got the wrong one? OR they hired someone so only they can have that spot :)

Sounds like a set up