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I was trying to imply that the man's dick was the other hammer.... and that OP should fear being raped in a secluded courtyard. Mission Failed. :(

A Classic adventure story! Someone is given directions to some magical land or treasure of tranquility. After a dredging, perilous journey, our protagonist is on the cusp of revelation only to be ran off by terrifying, weapon wielding natives. Returning without the sought after prize, but perhaps, a rejuvenated sense of adventure.

You probably offended something like about, four groups of people there I'd think. Quite effective if that was your goal. +3 to offense

Maybe there's two shady spots and you just got the wrong one? OR they hired someone so only they can have that spot :)

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