By KidKillah - 01/09/2012 04:07 - United States - Napa

Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 991
You deserved it 3 165

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Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to bother with costumes for Halloween.

The best thing to do is look at the kid, lick your lips and rub your stomach. Of course you should make sure dad doesnt see it, makes for an awkward confrontation usually.

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Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to bother with costumes for Halloween.

Time to start shopping online

But on the other hand, the other 364 days will still be so awkward..yikes. Poor OP!

Look on the bright side you don't have a 74 yr old great aunt swimming in her pool naked.

Look on the bright side, no annoyying kids asking for stuff will bother you now!

Great reference 32, but her aunt was 76...

I wonder if OP looks like a villain off of a kid cartoon or tv show that might explain why this happens so often

For everyone who voted "YDI", why? Do you think OP deserved it for looking like shrek?

59- On FML, no matter how much OP may not deserve it, there will always be trolls who click YDI.

Maybe just a costume the other 364 days a year..

Speaking of costumes.. Why does everyone use their picture as a my little pony?...

84- They're called bronies, which are adult males that like My Little Pony.

yeah take that ur was ouf bah too numbas

Not always just adult males. Brony is a unisex term for anyone outside of the original targeted age group who like MLP. I'm a female brony.

LOL! Stand up for the brony!

#50 Maybe he looks like Mojo Jojo :D

lol savage!!

Kids can be so mean sometimes. I'm sry OP!

Original poster

23 is kidding. The actual meaning is "orangutan penis."

Origami penisO.o

Just give it up...

Why would he wanna give it up to the orangatang penis? He's saving himself for marriage!

Pardon my French but this is getting really fucking old. If you want to know what op is, look it up on google so people won't try their damnedest to get thumbs up by saying shit like "octagonal penis".

Perhaps he looked like his name?

He's a kid. They can be so cruel without realising. Kick him in the face when his dad turns his back.

It wouldn't surprise me if he did kick him with the name "KidKillah"

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a douche in our midst.

A douche is a common, often-seen creature. It resembles a large asshole and preys on those it deems weaker than itself.

Actually, you are both, #4.

A douche can be found in its native habitat: a Lil' Wayne concert. They use a type of mating call in which the males shout SWAG and the females respond YOLO!

It's not fat, it's fluffy. And if he was fluffy the kid would of been like "daddy I wanna ride that one!"

That's edgy Lmao

Kids are the most truthful people. They don't know how to lie or not show what they are feeling. It sucks OP but I doubt the kid did it to be cruel.

Kids are cruel. They usually DO know what they are doing.

Uh, I can vouch that children certainly can and do lie. Social and moral standards haven't made a strong foothold, yet.

I think you are talking about infants.

Kids lie all the time. Getting away with it isn't usually something they learn until later.

Ubm I had the same thing to me happen and I'm not bad person

The best thing to do is look at the kid, lick your lips and rub your stomach. Of course you should make sure dad doesnt see it, makes for an awkward confrontation usually.

Or getting your lights punched out

Time to start taking your scary looking ass to the store at night!

Then op might scare the cashier lol

OP has become a night crawler..

Don't let the world get you down. Keep on killing kids, until the only ones left are either blind, or unafraid of terrifying people like yourself.

make some money out of your talent (that's right I called it a talent)

Like a haunted house apparently...you get those kids OP(;

I can't imagine how someone could have such an affect. We're gonna need pics, please :)

Well your picture might have the same effect..

Pics, or it didn't happen.