By grovage - United States
Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML
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  jab7769  |  8

Actually not that stupid I used to work for a furniture company and if their were problems with fabric then u could turn in the claim for new sofa. But idk what company op bought it from or her warranty just saying it is possible that it could of worked.

  Calyx_fml  |  21

Generally your warrantee covers things that are due to defective materials or manufacturing. Things that would be the fault of the company. Stab wounds are obviously not the manufacturers fault. So yes, you are indeed an idiot. You deserve every last bit of that couch.

  tjv3  |  10

Agreed OP is stupid. OP you should have just been happy with it being fixed. Your dishonesty is being rewarded now you have to sit on a ghetto ass couch

  iamyourgod  |  3

116 - no a thief would have stole something.

An ignorant dumbass (who thinks getting a new couch when they already have a new one getting repaired is beneficial to them, despite it being a wasteful burden on society and taking longer for them to get a couch) would have broken something under warranty that clearly wasn't negligence.

A retard, like OP, would be an ignorant dumbàss who also has challenges thinking through the simplest things. Such as most warranties don't cover negligent or purposeful damage and lacerations of couches can't be repaired back to their former look so slitting it with a knife is a bad idea. Actually come to think of it, I don't even think retards are this stupid.

  wolfshadow  |  4

136, what OP would have gotten away with is fraud. If the company can fix the frame, then the customer is not fully entitled to a new couch. Stabbing the couch in hopes of gaining a new one is basically like murdering someone to get a couch.

And yes, a couch has just as much worth as a human. Why don't you sit on that, human race!