Seriously look for another realtor. We had one who wanted to sell our house for a very low amount, 'just to get it to sell', they said. Just because one house in the whole area was being foreclosed on, and we suspected she just didn't want to do the work for the 'small' house. You value your house, they should, too.

Fun fact: you don't need a real estate agent for anything. They do nothing that you cannot do yourself with a few telephone calls and *maybe* a couple hours with an attorney. Save their 3.5-7% commission and do the research yourself. List it online and show it yourself.

The phrase "lipstick on a pig" comes to mind.

That hurts

Real estate agents, sadly, rarely ever know much about houses. They want it to sell, sell quick and sell priced to line their pockets. You occasionally get a good one who just loves houses or wants to help people find their dream home but they're a needle in a haystack. If you're proud of your home, I'm sure it's just lovely because of the love you put in it. Find a new agent and if they ask why, tell them flat out. They'll see their loose tongue lost them a commission.

Wow your cleaning must be crap then

during the housing bubble here in South Florida a lot of very nice homes were bulldozed to be replaced by multimillion-dollar homes

Fire emblem boi?

Oh come on. unless you're living in a hovel I can't imagine a realtor saying that.