By Eric Ngan - 12/05/2012 16:01 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
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SpottedZebra42 14
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That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!

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gottageek 17
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Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.

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gottageek 17
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Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.

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lonkite101 14
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1- Normal people don't give vengeance on pigeons...

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egc573 40

Ignore #1's advice OP. Don't take this accident too personally. Seriously, do NOT go all Captain Ahab on Singapore's pigeon population. They might go all The Birds on you.

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lopsop 12
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Usually the birds die after hitting my window

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iLickRainbows 2
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Squab is really tasty :)!!

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The_Hitdude 12
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11-Normal people can also take a joke.

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lonkite101 14
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31- it was a joke

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I_heart_sex 1
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I hate pigeons! They flying rats.

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Il_Maestro 6
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If you see flying rats I would recommend you also see a doctor.

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llamafish 25
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DOCTORS ARE NOT THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Violence, however, is another story.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

10 - You mean like bats? Things of legend, I know.

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SpottedZebra42 14
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15 - No, but THE Doctor is.

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NeDaroft 5
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Yeah man the nazis had doctors to fix their nazi legs so they could walk around and kill people lol

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Il_Maestro 6
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16 - bats are not flying rats

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SpottedZebra42 14
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That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!

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lebronesque73091 12

Pigeons are pure evil.

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ethanbin 10
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How could they do that?! I though people and pigeons had a deal!

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Il_Maestro 6
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Exactly! The OP mentioned nothing about a proper "@" tag

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Autobot93 10
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My dad refers to pigeons as "ghetto chickens" :)

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waitwhatsgoingon 18
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Sir, your profile picture has officially disturbed the shit out of me.

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French_Toast_fml 3

Those Angry Birds are at it again!

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Damn it, i'm not your mother fucking bro! Do you want my Swedish friend and I to find you and beat your arse?

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instnt1nfction 17
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Damn what happened, A-TEEN, you were rude funny but now you're mean rude.

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pokefan813 16
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No, he's just tired of over used memes.

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tennisrapper1 14
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Wow that pigeon must have been one angry bird! ;)

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chouter21 10
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That sounds like a very annoying pigeon...

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