FML : Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor...

Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Eric Ngan / Saturday 12 May 2012 16:01 / Singapore - Singapore

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By SpottedZebra42 | 14

#4426386 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:15

That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!

By gottageek | 17

#4426380 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:14

Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.

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By gottageek | 17

#4426380 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:14

Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.

lonkite101 | 14

#4426426 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:25

1- Normal people don't give vengeance on pigeons...

egc573 | 40

#4426445 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:29

Ignore #1's advice OP. Don't take this accident too personally. Seriously, do NOT go all Captain Ahab on Singapore's pigeon population. They might go all The Birds on you.

lopsop | 12

#4426599 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:26

Usually the birds die after hitting my window

iLickRainbows | 2

#4426623 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:36

Squab is really tasty :)!!

The_Hitdude | 12

#4426639 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:43

11-Normal people can also take a joke.

lonkite101 | 14

#4430851 - Sunday 13 May 2012 11:36

31- it was a joke

By I_heart_sex | 1

#4426382 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:14

I hate pigeons! They flying rats.

Il_Maestro | 6

#4426423 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:25

If you see flying rats I would recommend you also see a doctor.

llamafish | 25

#4426447 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:30

DOCTORS ARE NOT THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Violence, however, is another story.

VasilisaUzhasnaj | 29

#4426454 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:31

10 - You mean like bats? Things of legend, I know.

SpottedZebra42 | 14

#4426468 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:34

15 - No, but THE Doctor is.

NeDaroft | 5

#4426592 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:24

Yeah man the nazis had doctors to fix their nazi legs so they could walk around and kill people lol

Il_Maestro | 6

#4429311 - Sunday 13 May 2012 03:35

16 - bats are not flying rats

By SpottedZebra42 | 14

#4426386 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:15

That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!

lebronesque73091 | 12

#4427497 - Sunday 13 May 2012 05:03

Pigeons are pure evil.

ethanbin | 10

#4427695 - Sunday 13 May 2012 05:49

How could they do that?! I though people and pigeons had a deal!

Il_Maestro | 6

#4427910 - Sunday 13 May 2012 06:42

Exactly! The OP mentioned nothing about a proper "@" tag

Autobot93 | 10

#4428368 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:19

My dad refers to pigeons as "ghetto chickens" :)

By paperroll880 | 16

#4426394 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:16

What a mess

SpottedZebra42 | 14

#4426414 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:22

You don't say?

By Webslinger66 | 10

#4426397 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:18

Troll pigeon.

waitwhatsgoingon | 18

#4429695 - Sunday 13 May 2012 06:06

Sir, your profile picture has officially disturbed the shit out of me.

By stormchaser24 | 24

#4426403 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:19

Wow WTF.

By French_Toast_fml | 3

#4426405 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:19

Those Angry Birds are at it again!

By wannagofast | 3

#4426407 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:19

You mad bro?

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4426521 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:50

Damn it, i'm not your mother fucking bro! Do you want my Swedish friend and I to find you and beat your arse?

instnt1nfction | 16

#4426615 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:32

Damn what happened, A-TEEN, you were rude funny but now you're mean rude.

pokefan813 | 16

#4427088 - Sunday 13 May 2012 02:44

No, he's just tired of over used memes.

MysticKnight | 3

#4428544 - Sunday 13 May 2012 11:10

19- you mad babe?

By tennisrapper1 | 14

#4426436 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:27

Wow that pigeon must have been one angry bird! ;)

By chouter21 | 9

#4426442 - Saturday 12 May 2012 11:29

That sounds like a very annoying pigeon...

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