By Eric Ngan - 12/5/2012 16:01 - Singapore - Singapore
Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
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  egc573  |  40

Ignore #1's advice OP.
Don't take this accident too personally. Seriously, do NOT go all Captain Ahab on Singapore's pigeon population. They might go all The Birds on you.