Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and...

By KaySchrages92 - 25/10/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

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By iMeganDoll | 8

#3486466 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:43

What the fuck? How could people vote YDI? People these days...

By juturnaamo | 29

#3486474 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:44

You should have pulled it out, and said "No, thank you, but shalom"

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By oh_your_god | 15

#3486459 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:43

Good thing indeed...

Yetifoot | 0

#3486487 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:45

It'll be a good thing for op when the nazi finds out he's a Jew!

kwchambers92 | 10

#3486535 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:51

Put the sheenie curse on him *insert racial slur here*

ydi_4_suking | 20

#3486542 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:51

Sorry for asking but is Jew a religion or a race? Is it like saying Christians is a race or am I way off?

kwchambers92 | 10

#3486549 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:53

13 it's a species!!

amazinglyHappy | 6

#3486557 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:53

Being Jewish Is A Religion, But Mistreatment of them falls under racism.

Yetifoot | 0

#3486563 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:54

13: Jews are a religion but people make them seem like a race.

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3486630 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:13

wtf...

enonymous | 8

#3486648 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:18

It's not a "Star of David" it's Ninja Stars...

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#3486685 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:25

I once showed up to a neo nazi meeting as a black Jew. They beat me up and threw me out. I then sued them and won $1 million in compensation. I then bought their homes and built gospel churches and synagogues. True story.

DynamicDave | 11

#3486691 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:27

You should have cut his jugular with it.

kareltje | 17

#3486756 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:41

#44 - I'm Bill Clinton. Monica was a blast...

P1tchB14ck | 6

#3486782 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:58

OP should have slowly pulled out the star while the nazi was talking ^.^

howdmynosego | 12

#3486784 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:58

Stupid neos giving whites a bad name!!!

eddie25 | 2

#3487458 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 14:23

The Star of david is different from the ninja stars

blobs1907 | 3

#3487615 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:24

get him arrested

By iMeganDoll | 8

#3486466 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:43

What the fuck? How could people vote YDI? People these days...

asselhoff | 5

#3486553 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:53

I know what you mean...

floopyflooper | 2

#3486584 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:57

Trollers? Lol how could you even ask that question?

ihasbrains | 10

#3486766 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:43

You mean other neo-nazis?

sarahmcgeee | 5

#3486836 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:26

in pretty sure anyone who dislikes a person of Jewish faith would vote ydi

bitchwhore | 20

#3486930 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:16

I accidentally ydi'd on mobile and can't take it back :(

docscientist | 9

#3486975 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:46

73 Neo-nazis voted ydi, without realizing the irony of the fml.

isquaredkeepingitreal | 24

#7460374 - Friday 26 May 2017 0:15

You can't take it back if you accidentally click.

By Tsunami87 | 17

#3486468 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:43

I hope you crushed his little fantasy

kwchambers92 | 10

#3486580 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:57

She put the sheenie curse on him, but hey, to each his own

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3486934 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:17

Says Jesus in an FML involving religion lol

kwchambers92 | 10

#3487114 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:14

"I smoked something the other night, and I think this shit was laced, because I went out right away and got these tattoos on my eyelids to make it look while I was sleeping that people would think I was awake" :)

freelife571 | 4

#3487155 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:21

Heil Mein Fuhrer!

Oh wait, hes dead.

By juturnaamo | 29

#3486474 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:44

You should have pulled it out, and said "No, thank you, but shalom"

arcticdoctorwho | 0

#3486591 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:02

That would most likely get her killed, so that is probably not a good idea.

twilight_lupus | 13

#3486735 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:39

Yeah. Some of those people aren't right in the head. They can be quite unpredictable.

juturnaamo | 29

#3486990 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:55

I work with a disappointingly high number of racists, and most of them have never assaulted anyone.(I had to chew someone out because he said someone being cheap was 'being a Jew about it...I'm ok though!)

WallyTheWombat | 0

#3487067 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:09

He said it because Jews are stereotyped to be cheap and greedy. I hear shit like that all the time, "Hey! The cashier Jewed me out of my change!" They are just stereotypes, not really anything to get mad over unless it turns violent or something.

Grimmerie | 31

#3487549 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 14:50

106, that doesn't mean it's not offensive. You can't look at a store that's been robbed and go "damn n*ggers," so why can you judge Jews in the same manner?

By patorick | 0

#3486478 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:45

Trust me OP I've been there. I just punched the guy in the face. Neo-Nazi are just idiots

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3486787 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:03

I've always wondered how a neo-nazi is able survive. Not even McDonalds would hire them and I havent heard of any Nickels for Nazis programs to support them.

Fatalist_ | 2

#3486889 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:56

They survive because goverment needs them.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3486909 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:03

What does the U.S. gov't want with neo-nazis?

BrokenDreamer24 | 14

#3486971 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:40

86- Information. Just in case another Hitler or someone of their f'ed up beliefs pop. I want to know weather to start packing now or go kick some Neo-Nazi ass.