Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
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spazzychild
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Punch him for sleeping with your ex-girlfiend.
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Babalu722
| 3
wow, thats just messed up
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Babalu722
| 3
wow, thats just messed up
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Jennyboo5797
| 4
He needs to press charges on that dumbass!
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Stupid people make me sad :(
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happyhak
| 5
I highly hope that guy was not serious...
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Neopets_dot_com
| 0
Shoot him and say you were defending yourself.
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Eaglestrike117
| 29
This is assault, which is a crime...
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ShyAnn29
| 14
I'd press charges if I were you! That guy who punched you, sounds to me like he has some jealousy issues
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zombicidal
| 11
reminds me of the WKUK skit did you used to date my girlfriend where Timmy attacks Trevor for taking his girlfriend to the prom in high school
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ripgeorgecarl1n
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95-FUCK YES!!!! Keep the allusions to the WKUK coming! Fuckin love that show...
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fakeaccountX
| 6
I'm with 52.
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DrewsFML
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Yes, messed up... UNLESS the husband just found out that OP gave his wife herpes and didn't tell her...
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btnhdude
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Whats WKUK?
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trgower13
| 0
Maybe he is just mad b/c he doesn't know how to please a women like the OP did.
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zombicidal
| 11
@202 whitest kids u know
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Obviously he has jealousy issues idiot.
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bwinski
| 19
So much for ex post facto... Well, sort of
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gpd_deputy_1
| 6
FYL OP, but I think I feel more sorry for his wife. If he punched you, a complete stranger, for something that was obviously out of your control and plainly okay at the time, I can just imagine his reaction to her when he found out she apparently wasn't a virgin when they were married.
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nuhuh
| 1
UNLESS! He was that bad of a lay and this was her way of payback?
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Ugi
| 26
Clearly the husband is so rubbish in bed that the OP's ex keeps saying how much better the OP was and that has made hubby mad.
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xleanne_aLly
| 23
Punch him back OP, if he presses you for charges you can say it was self-defense (Y)
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tucker5005
| 1
Only one problem with that... murder, even as self-defence, is a much more serious offence than punching someone.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
@225
Or worse, the wife went on and on about how good a lay OP was, compared to her husband.
Or worse, the wife went on and on about how good a lay OP was, compared to her husband.
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jimboner69
| 6
Kick his ASS
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takeajoke
| 5
crazy ass man.
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zakkyzebra
| 11
Excuse me, sir. What is an ass man? Let alone a crazy one...
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akayc32
| 0
21, you don't know what an ass man is? FYL.
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LouisianaBob
| 9
I believe he also goes by the name kramer
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Wait 'till you see the big ass piñata I got.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
LOL. Oh, yes.
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K0k04
| 1
Haha, he's married to her. Can he blame you for banging her? Do they not get it on?
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
21- An ass man would be someone that is similar to President Skroob from Spaceballs in the scene where his ass in on his front side.
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Buttsexpirate
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21- I am an ass man.but I assure you that I am not crazy, or at least that's what my therapist says.
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tygerarmy
| 35
An Ass man would be the One Mr. Ass: Bad Ass Billy Gunn
"Oh, you didnt know? Your ass better caaaaalllll somebody! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages: D-Generation X proudly brings to you (The World Wrestling Federation) TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOORLD! The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn, The New Age Outlaws!"
"... and if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya! SUCK IT!"
"Oh, you didnt know? Your ass better caaaaalllll somebody! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages: D-Generation X proudly brings to you (The World Wrestling Federation) TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOORLD! The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn, The New Age Outlaws!"
"... and if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya! SUCK IT!"
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forthepainx3
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
For slow people, I will dumb it down.
OP got punched because he slept with a girl 3 years ago. The new hubby went total derpshit and hunted the OP down to punch him.
OP got punched because he slept with a girl 3 years ago. The new hubby went total derpshit and hunted the OP down to punch him.
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No_LoveMM
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lol derpshit
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aftertheriot
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31- I still don't fucking get it! it dumb down more some please!
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Hubby is dumb. Hubby punch OP. OP is confused.
I hope that's simple enough. If not, then you might need to ride a shortbus for life.
I hope that's simple enough. If not, then you might need to ride a shortbus for life.
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lena6310
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OP's ex girlfriend who had sex with him 3 years ago got married and her new husband punched the op for sleeping with her 3 years ago
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Rainbow_dumpster
| 27
I love your words, 31.
"Derpshit"... LAWL!
"Derpshit"... LAWL!
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
Hey! Some of us don't ride the short bus because we have to. We ride it because the windows taste good.
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EvilPotato
| 14
3 then your retarded.
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white16sox
| 19
I won't even bother correcting you evil potato
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KiddNYC1O
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148- Their retarded what???
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fatraptorjesus13
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148 are you trying two speak too us? your so dumb! you're brain must have a lot if issues!
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Oh, but some of us ride the short bus because WE FUCKING LIKE IT. Either that, or it's grossly opportunistic. Take your pick.
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higgy6969
| 7
Two is the number. YDI.
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bitchslapped22
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"your retarded" = classic failure. And I find these replies to 3 hilarious by the way!
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No_LoveMM
| 3
200 You're
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ohmandapants
| 16
Pretty sure 200 was trying to make a point and is not actually that stupid you guys
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truwinna
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I see anger manangement classes in his future? Possible jealousy issues?
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akayc32
| 0
"Possible jealousy issues"? I think it's pretty much diagnosable, no possible to it.
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Jaxx66
| 21
Sheesh. That type of jealousy is a divorcable offence in my book.
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ohmandapants
| 16
Press charges?
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olpally
| 32
yes... he'll be able to after he regains his energy after being punched.. sorry to hear that op :(
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piemasterp
| 8
Oh, so he can post to fml, but not press chardes?
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ImOlivia
| 5
He doesn't want to play Charades, he wants to press charges. ;)
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tc34
| 1
Yeah seriously
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KiddNYC1O
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My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team.
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RetardedChipmunk
| 7
The Chargers suck
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cynide
| 13
Chardes?
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piemasterp
| 8
Omg. Sorry. I'm not used to typing on my iPod -.- Meant to say press charges.
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Supergirl1988
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ChardeeMacdennis
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MrleClochard
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Yup, been there.
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psuedodragon
| 23
Where? Punching your current partner's ex, or being punched by your ex's current partner?
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
86-Mind Blown
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rayrayray23
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Hahaha
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spazzychild
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Punch him for sleeping with your ex-girlfiend.
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jefffluffingham
| 5
that actually makes sense.
also you can at least work the self defense angle.
also you can at least work the self defense angle.
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reddawn85
| 8
Or punch him under the principal that he randomly assaulted OP. Either way, retaliation would have been justified.
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No_LoveMM
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*insert lame-ass anti-retaliation tree hugging imafaggot comment here*
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Beeftinkle
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Or you can just have a threesome... Then assault both of them, then press charges for rape and assault.
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36AngryPandas
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Punch the ex-girlfriend for sleeping with both of you
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Gwen4var
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Agreed
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twofirstnames
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Haha, he needs to loosen up :P
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barnmaster98
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I think she's the one who's loose
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williamwheat37
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No that's what he's mad at the OP for doing to his wife
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LinaLyssic
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Punch him for sleeping with your ex-girlfriend.
Haha I wrote exactly the same as spazzychild without reading it first!
Haha I wrote exactly the same as spazzychild without reading it first!
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reddawn85
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Then how were you able to state that all in the same post?
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
She probably edited it after she saw the other post.
Why she didn't just change it, I don't know.
Why she didn't just change it, I don't know.
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DKjazz
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FML let's you edit your comment. Watch.
See, here I am, editing my comment.
See, here I am, editing my comment.
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DKjazz
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Oh, the person above me beat me to it.
Kinda funny, given the situation.
Kinda funny, given the situation.
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lajaynay
| 15
I'd give her the credit though since she spelled ex girlfriend correctly.
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False_Stupidity
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I don't know, ex-girlfiend has a certain evil charm about it...
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polocity
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Tsss it's like he's a time traveler or somethin
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bn326160
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no, you don't understand.
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polocity
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Tss I don't get it did he date a wife or somethin?
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bn326160
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No, she wasn't somebody's wife yet, she.. Bleh, just re-read the FML..
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polocity
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Tss I know she must of be in Utah or somethin
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KaySL
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"Tsss"? Are you posting your comments through a two-way radio or something?
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polocity
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Tsss u look like a firework or somethin
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KaySL
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Tss roger, 10-4, and you look like a freakish Cyclopean attempt at a troll which kind of keeled over and died on its arse halfway through attempted execution, tss over.
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polocity
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Tss u sound like a walkie talkie or somethin. Maybe u should call to Pluto tss
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chelseaaababyyy
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18 - you're gorgeous(:
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Maddoctor
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Woah. I tried to go on polocity's profile to see if she started her About Me with the "tss" thing and she got BANNED! Who would have thought? Guess I'll never be able to find out now...
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KaySL
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Really? Can't say I'm surprised, but I applaud you on having the absolute brass balls to even think about braving that idiot's profile page. Well, you kept your sanity at least.
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newlove_fml
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KaySL- you, sir, have mastered the art of overboard. Needless to say, your comments made me laugh.
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goobergirlie
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Thank god she was banned. Borderline remedial right there.
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KiddNYC1O
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I think he/she is trying to suck their teeth through writing... Hahaha.