By Anonymous - United States
Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
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  gpd_deputy_1  |  6

FYL OP, but I think I feel more sorry for his wife. If he punched you, a complete stranger, for something that was obviously out of your control and plainly okay at the time, I can just imagine his reaction to her when he found out she apparently wasn't a virgin when they were married.

  Ugi  |  26

Clearly the husband is so rubbish in bed that the OP's ex keeps saying how much better the OP was and that has made hubby mad.

  tygerarmy  |  35

An Ass man would be the One Mr. Ass: Bad Ass Billy Gunn

"Oh, you didnt know? Your ass better caaaaalllll somebody! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages: D-Generation X proudly brings to you (The World Wrestling Federation) TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOORLD! The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn, The New Age Outlaws!"

"... and if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya! SUCK IT!"

  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

For slow people, I will dumb it down.

OP got punched because he slept with a girl 3 years ago. The new hubby went total derpshit and hunted the OP down to punch him.

  KaySL  |  24

Tss roger, 10-4, and you look like a freakish Cyclopean attempt at a troll which kind of keeled over and died on its arse halfway through attempted execution, tss over.

  Maddoctor  |  10

Woah. I tried to go on polocity's profile to see if she started her About Me with the "tss" thing and she got BANNED! Who would have thought? Guess I'll never be able to find out now...

  KaySL  |  24

Really? Can't say I'm surprised, but I applaud you on having the absolute brass balls to even think about braving that idiot's profile page. Well, you kept your sanity at least.