Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
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CallMeWindSock
| 24
Maybe it was a sign for you to quit smoking.
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HowieDoIt
| 21
Joke's on him! He took the ricin cigarette.
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CallMeWindSock
| 24
Maybe it was a sign for you to quit smoking.
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CaptinFalconKnig
| 6
Yeah maybe he was helping you out, knowing that you couldn't find your lighter and have you give him your cigarette.
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K410
| 18
Smokers are jokers!
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Neither of you make sense
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Enslaved
| 36
"I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run"
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run"
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Roskie
| 16
You're just fucking stupid. It was a joke.
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football98_fml
| 20
is this post actually on FML? fyl just because u lost 1 cigarette that could kill u?
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HiImNew
| 3
inb4 ydi for smoking comments
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mattjamt
| 16
Ohhh, so close!
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Axipiter
| 24
Flash some lights and play some tones associated with each light. Maybe it's friendly.
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Catkam623
| 27
Does it come in peace and if so should we cut it to pieces?
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SrakaSrakasta
| 20
Oh my god guys! You are so FUNNY! XD
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FMLkoala
| 28
Why all the thumbs down? She did deserve it for smoking!
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ottokat
| 15
@111: shut up. @124: they made the mistake of using the inb4/prepare yourself joke.
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barlessprison
| 16
Oh come on. It isn't the end of the world.
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Pwn17
| 25
What a terrible thing to happen! You lost a whole cigarette! And here I thought life couldn't get any worse...
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giorgi0202
| 9
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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golden_warrior
| 23
If she is an adult and smoking at the designated location then you shouldn't complain. Everyone has flaws
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PhilSnake22
| 13
He didn't do her a favour, he took one of her cigarettes, it's not like she's going to stop smoking because of that. She's just going to buy more.
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kinky44
| 28
Everyone has flaws doesn't mean you shouldn't work on resolving those flaws. Nobody should smoke, even if they're in the "designated area", because it harms you.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
I think anyone that smokes knows it will harm them. You know that eating food could cause you to choke, you know driving a car could cause you to wreck, you even know that exercising can tear your muscles. But you still do those things, right? Smoking is bad, yes, but so are a million other things people choose to do, because they have that choice.
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threer
| 30
Notice that those examples are all necessities of life, #73..
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CallMeMcFeelii
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You don't need to drive, nor do you need to exercise. One makes your life better and the other makes it easier. But you don't need either to survive, pal.
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Schizomaniac
| 24
Comparing choosing to eat food to choosing to smoke. Hmmm...
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vipirius
| 18
73. All those examples have a very very slim chance of actually harming you, but smoking is 100% without a doubt harmful. That's the difference.
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LuckBeNimble
| 19
101: lolwut? driving accidents is one of the leading causes of death. I wouldn't call tens of thousands of deaths "slim." not saying tobacco is harmless though.
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Poppipuff
| 14
105- The number of deaths associated with smoking is way higher. Same goes for alcohol and that kind of things that slowly kill you.
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Ins0mau
| 20
Every single cigarette does your body damage. Can't say that about every car trip.
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woainishamu
| 21
I guess he really needed that nicotine fix blazing fast.
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Uramonkey
| 11
420 blaze it faggots
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woainishamu
| 21
Now I'm curious about what you said.
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flashback.miss
| 28
he did you a favour, but you did give him a lit cigarette. :)
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flashback.miss
| 28
** as you said he was in a hurry, so what could you expect otherwise. >>''
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
not sure why youre getting thumbed down.. you made a valid point.
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vipirius
| 18
Probably because he didn't do her a favor?
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junkman6
| 22
@ 6 there is a maneuver called "monkey fucking" where you light and unlit cigarette with a lit cigarette. I know it's a bit of an advanced smoking technique so obviously he just didn't know.
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LordoftheOcelots
| 10
I guess he had somewhere to be by 4:20
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katnissmellark_fml
| 15
not sure why all the females are getting thumbed down in this particular thread....
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
Could have stolen your purse.
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HowieDoIt
| 21
You couldn't have said anything to stop him? It's not like he mugged you at gunpoint. Either way, it's one cigarette which you probably already got a pretty good use of.
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Enslaved
| 36
Probably shocked. Besides, once it's in the other guy's mouth, I doubt she'd want it back. :P
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JamieBue38
| 5
look on the bright side OP, at least he didn't mug you for not having a light...