Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML
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Volcan_fml
| 22
Who the fuck makes their husband cry in public?
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woainishamu
| 21
If he cries over his dick size, he needs to learn to grow up.
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woainishamu
| 21
If he cries over his dick size, he needs to learn to grow up.
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Iamevil123
| 16
Oh the irony...
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SokDek
| 14
Sounds like there isn't too much "growing" going on though...
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interesting33
| 36
Hey I think it sounds like it is something much much deeper. And to be honest if it was a guy saying something to a girl about that then the reactions would be completely different. The wife sounds somewhat abusive.
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PrimeRuler
| 2
Crying is over the top but the OP said he ALMOST cried so he actually didn't. Anyway, making jokes about a guy's meat is like making a joke about a girl's weight. Classless. But everyone seems to take this less seriously because of double standards against guys.
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LSJEK88
| 1
I'm sure he wanted to cry because he loves his wife and feels like he failed her. That is why this is sad. F that man's life.
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TogeBara
| 12
ever thought that maybe he knew she was serious and that he was crying over the fact that he thought he married someone he loved that turned out to be a colossal bitch?
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blackman100
| 20
I see what you did there
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fareith
| 15
He probably went straight to Subway to buy a $5 footlong.
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Volcan_fml
| 22
Who the fuck makes their husband cry in public?
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ileenefudge
| 29
Apparently that lady.
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zandalee
| 19
She's a total bitch.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Some people forget that abuse can go both ways. OP wasn't to know that though so it's really not his fault.
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Shoot_A_Glock
| 6
I thought you were hot but then you ruined it by saying what you did.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
#64, she's mediocre at best. :3
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daner10
| 5
64 and 79- you guys are total pricks. How
Is she "mediocre" I mean you must be as blind as a bat.
Is she "mediocre" I mean you must be as blind as a bat.
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awalsh317
| 5
yeah that's really shitty
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Grauncho
| 26
I guess he has two things in common with a baby.
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ironichalibut
| 24
He also poops himself? Where's it say that?
Oh.. I think I'm getting it now..
Oh.. I think I'm getting it now..
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CoolRainbowdash
| 15
It said that he ALMOST cried. I feel bad for him.
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Grauncho
| 26
And babies don't ALMOST cry?
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shadowedpixie
| 19
That's actually kind of sad...
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ironichalibut
| 24
It's not the size of the fish, it's the way you season and present the meat.
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AbstraktThoughts
| 13
It's not about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean ;)
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whiplash2289
| 19
though it's really hard to cross the Atlantic in a dingy.
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mattuti
| 8
I may not have the biggest boat in the marina, but I do row the hardest.
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mackdeezy
| 21
She must be controlling at home, and he must not know how to deal with it. FYL OP.
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cmayer
| 20
Poor guy. I get the feeling his wife says mean things like that pretty often.
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vegasdragon
| 7
Wow, poor bastard. Not gonna lie though I prolly would've laughed.
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Ariet
| 20
Hahaha, if I were you I'd laugh too. :P
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
Either she has a tendency to humiliate him in public or he is really super sensitive and can't take a joke.
Either way OP, lesson learned. To be honest, I would probably have laughed too, that was a classic burn.
Either way OP, lesson learned. To be honest, I would probably have laughed too, that was a classic burn.