FML : Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown...

Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 27 May 2013 00:40 / United Kingdom - Maybole

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By Volcan_fml | 22

#5508672 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:49

Who the fuck makes their husband cry in public?

By woainishamu | 21

#5508659 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:47

If he cries over his dick size, he needs to learn to grow up.

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By woainishamu | 21

#5508659 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:47

If he cries over his dick size, he needs to learn to grow up.

Iamevil123 | 16

#5508681 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:54

Oh the irony...

SokDek | 14

#5508686 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:57

Sounds like there isn't too much "growing" going on though...

interesting33 | 36

#5508786 - Monday 27 May 2013 11:59

Hey I think it sounds like it is something much much deeper. And to be honest if it was a guy saying something to a girl about that then the reactions would be completely different. The wife sounds somewhat abusive.

PrimeRuler | 2

#5509072 - Monday 27 May 2013 16:15

Crying is over the top but the OP said he ALMOST cried so he actually didn't. Anyway, making jokes about a guy's meat is like making a joke about a girl's weight. Classless. But everyone seems to take this less seriously because of double standards against guys.

LSJEK88 | 1

#5509211 - Monday 27 May 2013 17:43

I'm sure he wanted to cry because he loves his wife and feels like he failed her. That is why this is sad. F that man's life.

TogeBara | 12

#5509598 - Monday 27 May 2013 22:47

ever thought that maybe he knew she was serious and that he was crying over the fact that he thought he married someone he loved that turned out to be a colossal bitch?

blackman100 | 20

#5509938 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 4:59

I see what you did there

fareith | 15

#5510573 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:32

He probably went straight to Subway to buy a $5 footlong.

By Volcan_fml | 22

#5508672 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:49

Who the fuck makes their husband cry in public?

ileenefudge | 29

#5508713 - Monday 27 May 2013 10:19

Apparently that lady.

zandalee | 19

#5508775 - Monday 27 May 2013 11:47

She's a total bitch.

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5508861 - Monday 27 May 2013 13:16

Some people forget that abuse can go both ways. OP wasn't to know that though so it's really not his fault.

Shoot_A_Glock | 6

#5509270 - Monday 27 May 2013 18:38

I thought you were hot but then you ruined it by saying what you did.

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5509740 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 2:54

#64, she's mediocre at best. :3

daner10 | 5

#5509999 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 6:05

64 and 79- you guys are total pricks. How
Is she "mediocre" I mean you must be as blind as a bat.

awalsh317 | 5

#6382968 - Monday 17 August 2015 0:13

yeah that's really shitty

By Grauncho | 26

#5508673 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:50

I guess he has two things in common with a baby.

ironichalibut | 24

#5508684 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:55

He also poops himself? Where's it say that?
Oh.. I think I'm getting it now..

CoolRainbowdash | 15

#5509173 - Monday 27 May 2013 17:16

It said that he ALMOST cried. I feel bad for him.

Grauncho | 26

#5512993 - Thursday 30 May 2013 3:52

And babies don't ALMOST cry?

By shadowedpixie | 19

#5508676 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:50

That's actually kind of sad...

By ironichalibut | 24

#5508677 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:50

It's not the size of the fish, it's the way you season and present the meat.

AbstraktThoughts | 13

#5508735 - Monday 27 May 2013 10:43

It's not about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean ;)

whiplash2289 | 19

#5508822 - Monday 27 May 2013 12:23

though it's really hard to cross the Atlantic in a dingy.

mattuti | 8

#5509425 - Monday 27 May 2013 20:12

I may not have the biggest boat in the marina, but I do row the hardest.

By mackdeezy | 20

#5508679 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:51

She must be controlling at home, and he must not know how to deal with it. FYL OP.

By cmayer | 20

#5508682 - Monday 27 May 2013 9:55

Poor guy. I get the feeling his wife says mean things like that pretty often.

By vegasdragon | 7

#5508712 - Monday 27 May 2013 10:18

Wow, poor bastard. Not gonna lie though I prolly would've laughed.

By Ariet | 20

#5508726 - Monday 27 May 2013 10:31

Hahaha, if I were you I'd laugh too. :P

By fleur_de_fevrier_fml | 22

#5508733 - Monday 27 May 2013 10:39

Either she has a tendency to humiliate him in public or he is really super sensitive and can't take a joke.
Either way OP, lesson learned. To be honest, I would probably have laughed too, that was a classic burn.

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