By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:40 - United Kingdom - Maybole

Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML
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Volcan_fml 22

Who the **** makes their husband cry in public?

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woainishamu 21

If he cries over his dick size, he needs to learn to grow up.

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woainishamu 21

If he cries over his dick size, he needs to learn to grow up.

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SokDek 14

Sounds like there isn't too much "growing" going on though...

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interesting33 36

Hey I think it sounds like it is something much much deeper. And to be honest if it was a guy saying something to a girl about that then the reactions would be completely different. The wife sounds somewhat abusive.

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PrimeRuler 2

Crying is over the top but the OP said he ALMOST cried so he actually didn't. Anyway, making jokes about a guy's meat is like making a joke about a girl's weight. Classless. But everyone seems to take this less seriously because of double standards against guys.

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LSJEK88 1

I'm sure he wanted to cry because he loves his wife and feels like he failed her. That is why this is sad. F that man's life.

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TogeBara 12

ever thought that maybe he knew she was serious and that he was crying over the fact that he thought he married someone he loved that turned out to be a colossal bitch?

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blackman100 20

I see what you did there

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fareith 15

He probably went straight to Subway to buy a $5 footlong.

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Volcan_fml 22

Who the **** makes their husband cry in public?

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ileenefudge 29

Apparently that lady.

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zandalee 19

She's a total bitch.

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JACKxRAWR 22

Some people forget that abuse can go both ways. OP wasn't to know that though so it's really not his fault.

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Shoot_A_Glock 6

I thought you were hot but then you ruined it by saying what you did.

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JACKxRAWR 22

#64, she's mediocre at best. :3

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daner10 5

64 and 79- you guys are total pricks. How Is she "mediocre" I mean you must be as blind as a bat.

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awalsh317 5

yeah that's really shitty

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Grauncho 27

I guess he has two things in common with a baby.

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ironichalibut 24

He also poops himself? Where's it say that? Oh.. I think I'm getting it now..

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CoolRainbowdash 15

It said that he ALMOST cried. I feel bad for him.

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Grauncho 27

And babies don't ALMOST cry?

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shadowedpixie 19

That's actually kind of sad...

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ironichalibut 24

It's not the size of the fish, it's the way you season and present the meat.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

It's not about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean ;)

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whiplash2289 19

though it's really hard to cross the Atlantic in a dingy.

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mattuti 8

I may not have the biggest boat in the marina, but I do row the hardest.

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mackdeezy 22

She must be controlling at home, and he must not know how to deal with it. FYL OP.

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cmayer 20

Poor guy. I get the feeling his wife says mean things like that pretty often.

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vegasdragon 7

Wow, poor bastard. Not gonna lie though I prolly would've laughed.

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Ariet 20

Hahaha, if I were you I'd laugh too. :P

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Either she has a tendency to humiliate him in public or he is really super sensitive and can't take a joke. Either way OP, lesson learned. To be honest, I would probably have laughed too, that was a classic burn.

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