FML : Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name...

Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name is Jen!" Her Reply: "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 May 2009 04:33 / United States

Kids

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By plethora | 3

#205637 - Sunday 17 May 2009 10:19

"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".

By 24788 | 6

#205577 - Sunday 17 May 2009 9:54

Kids are brutally honest.

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By turtlellama | 0

#205548 - Sunday 17 May 2009 9:47

Haha, so maybe you should carry around some perfume or something?

chaos753159 | 4

#795030 - Sunday 24 January 2010 7:16

or mabye you should just bathe? If not then perfum works

eddles | 0

#923861 - Monday 8 March 2010 4:04

watd u smell like, maybe u ate sompin tht smells bad or sompin like onins

ximeldax | 0

#2810263 - Sunday 3 July 2011 3:04

^i would thumbs up.. if i knew what you were saying.

koolkat27 | 13

#3869820 - Thursday 12 January 2012 4:54

maybe op was just wearing funny smelling perfume...

By triscuit | 0

#205549 - Sunday 17 May 2009 9:47

lol, wow I'm sorry. Please go buy new soap, shampoo, and conditioner.

breenarae25 | 0

#1484565 - Saturday 2 October 2010 7:43

no offense but u are kinda ugly, ( my friends agreed with me too)

Charlotteeexx | 0

#1604034 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:05

no offence but you're kind of a bitch (and everyone agrees with me)

SadinSherman | 16

#3222888 - Friday 2 September 2011 15:09

Just because a little girl said she smelled funny,all she needs is soap,water,and deodorant

By Jennika | 0

#205559 - Sunday 17 May 2009 9:50

lame :P

By GhettoToaster | 0

#205563 - Sunday 17 May 2009 9:51

maybe you should invest in some perfume?

ilikepie789 | 0

#855093 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:46

wow invest is a fancy word for a ghetto toaster

By dino_witha_cape | 0

#205564 - Sunday 17 May 2009 9:51

you know you smell when a 5 year old that probably plays in dirt and pees their pants thinks you smell bad.

By acertijo | 0

#205565 - Sunday 17 May 2009 9:52

hahahahaha you smelled funny :|

By 24788 | 6

#205577 - Sunday 17 May 2009 9:54

Kids are brutally honest.

RayMo_fml | 0

#2728007 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:22

so are your abs, my friend .

By Duckie101 | 0

#205590 - Sunday 17 May 2009 10:01

Bad oral hygien?

By ztc14gk | 0

#205591 - Sunday 17 May 2009 10:01

Problem: "You smell funny"

Solution: Wear a nice little thing called deodorant

By isantorin | 0

#205598 - Sunday 17 May 2009 10:04

perfume > deodorant, #9. :P

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