By shellski - United States
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
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  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

Ignore n_epic_fail, OP. Amatures don't know what they're talking about. Meet me at location "One-Alpha" to discuss prices, methods of "practice", and the target at hand. It's all in the e-mail I sent you.

  ShroomsOnAcid  |  16

33, A lot of people use foursquare, or "check in" their location on Facebook. Both can be done by OP, or a friend of theirs, indicating that this is OP's residence. Also, since it's a classmate, they could be on the same bus, or maybe he could have seen the book of addresses for his class. Some schools have those. Another way is to look at the .exif data on someone's photos. With GPS enabled smartphones, it could embed your exact location in there. Tons of options, and that ain't even half of it.

  bamagrl410  |  31

82 - I was going to say the same thing. In the public schools I went to, unless you specifically requested to be left out, your name, grade, address and phone number were printed in the school directory. So it's possible that was the culprit, or I guess checking in on foursquare like others suggested.

  MrSassypants  |  32

What if his parents say "Go ahead and fuck him. Seriously, just fuck him fucking hard until he fucking breaks his fucking orgasm gland shit because that little, horny fucktard has been going around town trying to fuck every girl from his school."

or they shut the door like a normal parent would instead of using vulgar language against a teenager that offend their child.

  MrSassypants  |  32

This is the part where someone says "o a gangsta neklac wud b tight dawg. Swag! Swag! Swag!"

but yet it would be pretty awesome to see someone wearing a necklace like that.