One of the greatest sitcom scenes of all time from a rather unmemorable and mediocre sitcom.

yeah its been a while since I've watched that scene so I messed up the quote a bit. Oh well, close enough to have people know what I'm quoting :P

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MAH SWAMP!!!!! - Shrek

More like "No! NO! please no more God pics! No! No! Noooooooo!" -OP

Jesus freaks, gotta love em

How dare you bring up awful memories of Toby coming back from Costa Rica. I'm appalled at you sir. Nobody reminds me of Toby and gets away with it too!

And God said: "let there be cunts" And so there were cunts, and they were good.

This comment made me cut

You do realize that thou and thee are both archaic forms of you, correct? That would mean your sentence reads: "You shall face the wrath of you!"

Really!?!? damn all those times i've used it like that. *facepalm* I was taught wrong!

Thou shalt not use archaic English.

i strongly agree with you #4

I don't know why this got downvoted sounds logical to me.

because it's a useless comment maybe?

If you Jesus go to church

you don't need church to find jesus.

Yeah. You have to go outside a Home Depot. Or is that the wrong Jesus?

You can find my Mexican freind Jésus to cut your grass

Don't need his number. Just visit the record store in Quahog, Rhode Island.

#54 home Depot is the place to go for everything

(pssst) Hey guys y'know I don't think it shows that we're now being sponsered by Home Depot

You missed my joke

Oh god (o_0)

That's what he said.

Please please do this

No. For this Jesus freak, do Fifty Shades of Gay.

#11 that would be very counterintuitive in most cases. It could be more of a motivation for him to keep sending her that stuff.

Yeah you can

I don't want to be "saved". This shit is annoying.

Maybe God is trying to get OP's attention in the form of a hot guy, because that's who she'll give numbers to. HMMMMM

#14 Actually it's pretty easy to hate on someone who is both arrogant and annoying, and 'you need Jesus' types are both.