Find her and throw up on her

Bad plan.

Or bear hugged her.

I'd rather find her and give her a hug.

#20 i hope you didnt mean that

No warnings, nothing.

i agree. walk up to her and engulf her in a hug. no warnings, no nothing.

It could've been worse, OP. I once had a patient who had explosive diarrhea...all over the front of my uniform, at the beginning of my shift. FYL.

That's how u get ebola

If OP does I bet she replies in a whiny voice "OH MY GAWD! Why did you do that!?"
In your best Batman voice reply "Pay back bitch"

That is not

…how you finish a sentence, try again.

I don't know who you are. But I will find you and I will puke on you

Some people...

I would have probably thrown up on her in response from the smell alone ... Thats disgusting! FYL

My thought exactly! I'm pretty sure I would barf if someone puked on me. The smell...I can't even think about how gross this is!

If someone pukes on me they better hope it kills me because they will spend some time in the hospital otherwise.

Yes #45. Because beating up someone who is already sick enough to puke is an excellent idea and shows a great deal of bravery and dignity.

If i see anyone throw up, i end up throwing up as well. OP you have some amazing control there!

uh, doesn't mean you should throw up on someone. If they're that sick, they shouldn't be going anywhere. There's the floor too. The lady who barfed could have done so on the floor. Throwing up all over OP would warrent at least a slap in the face. She was clearly healthy enough to walk away like nothing happened.

If you aren't feeling well stay at home. Don't go out and spread it around.

talk about a messy situation.

You tried

That one's not even a play on words. It's literally accurate.

that really sucks, and she walks away like nothing happened.. terrible person

"Sucks"? Actually, it blows.

Chunks. Lots of chunks.

Blows chunks?

thats just disgusting. she was probably drunk

Goddammit junkies..

What is wrong with people anymore?!? my god -.-

Ebola.

Sorry #57 but that is really not funny. people are dying.

I would have not just let her walk away after she threw up all over you.

Chances are she was extremely drunk and wouldn't have been much help even if Op forced her to stay.

That's..really unpleasant

I have no idea why, but your comment made me start laughing hysterically. Thank you :)