FML : Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML

Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Eww / Sunday 5 October 2014 17:48 / United States - Salem

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By ochomurph | 8

#6082013 - Sunday 5 October 2014 23:02

Find her and throw up on her

By SamSwebb | 24

#6082016 - Sunday 5 October 2014 23:04

I would have probably thrown up on her in response from the smell alone ... Thats disgusting! FYL

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By ochomurph | 8

#6082013 - Sunday 5 October 2014 23:02

Find her and throw up on her

thevelociraptor | 31

#6082034 - Sunday 5 October 2014 23:09

Bad plan.

littleteapot | 21

#6082053 - Sunday 5 October 2014 23:16

Or bear hugged her.

AnOriginalName | 19

#6082054 - Sunday 5 October 2014 23:16

I'd rather find her and give her a hug.

noah_1234 | 24

#6082121 - Sunday 5 October 2014 23:42

#20 i hope you didnt mean that

alexismw__ | 9

#6082141 - Sunday 5 October 2014 23:55

No warnings, nothing.

LexiDaBae | 17

#6082159 - Monday 6 October 2014 0:10

i agree. walk up to her and engulf her in a hug. no warnings, no nothing.

dragonkisses28 | 25

#6082310 - Monday 6 October 2014 3:10

It could've been worse, OP. I once had a patient who had explosive diarrhea...all over the front of my uniform, at the beginning of my shift. FYL.

chris4u2nv5 | 19

#6082622 - Monday 6 October 2014 12:46

That's how u get ebola

shinikageWolf | 15

#6082740 - Monday 6 October 2014 15:34

If OP does I bet she replies in a whiny voice "OH MY GAWD! Why did you do that!?"
In your best Batman voice reply "Pay back bitch"

sammo_64 | 3

#6083408 - Tuesday 7 October 2014 9:11

That is not

TheSwegMaster69 | 11

#6083788 - Tuesday 7 October 2014 19:43

…how you finish a sentence, try again.

karwank | 13

#6262423 - Tuesday 14 April 2015 13:00

I don't know who you are. But I will find you and I will puke on you

By thelegendarycarl | 12

#6082014 - Sunday 5 October 2014 23:02

Some people...

By SamSwebb | 24

#6082016 - Sunday 5 October 2014 23:04

I would have probably thrown up on her in response from the smell alone ... Thats disgusting! FYL

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6082233 - Monday 6 October 2014 1:14

My thought exactly! I'm pretty sure I would barf if someone puked on me. The smell...I can't even think about how gross this is!

Ichiya | 29

#6082253 - Monday 6 October 2014 1:35

If someone pukes on me they better hope it kills me because they will spend some time in the hospital otherwise.

MisterEx | 28

#6082429 - Monday 6 October 2014 6:17

Yes #45. Because beating up someone who is already sick enough to puke is an excellent idea and shows a great deal of bravery and dignity.

simsimbeep | 13

#6082534 - Monday 6 October 2014 9:23

If i see anyone throw up, i end up throwing up as well. OP you have some amazing control there!

tantanpanda | 26

#6082645 - Monday 6 October 2014 13:50

uh, doesn't mean you should throw up on someone. If they're that sick, they shouldn't be going anywhere. There's the floor too. The lady who barfed could have done so on the floor. Throwing up all over OP would warrent at least a slap in the face. She was clearly healthy enough to walk away like nothing happened.