Today, a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted, "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML
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kathbutter
| 12
should you be following your students on twitter at all?
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iloveCS8
| 11
He/she could be a peer totour, allot of the totours at my school are like a year older, but if OP is allot older then yea that's wierd
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iOceanus
| 18
I don't believe we have enough information to argue if it's "appropriate" or "weird" for OP to be following his/her student.
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FastidiousPear
| 6
How is it that 5 can't spell "tutor?" It's in the original post!!
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samasara
| 20
"Tutor" is the least of #5's problems, regarding spelling and grammar...
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sux4u121
| 10
In college it's pretty normal to be tutored by other students, so this isn't very weird.
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Eluveitie
| 9
Oh my goodnes, 5. It's 'a lot', not 'allot'. Looks like you're the one who needs a tutor*.
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mduerden
| 18
Creeper effect rule #1. !
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TheChiver
| 7
#5 is hopefully getting tutored in spelling...he/she needs it for sure
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JenkJenks
| 6
Or he could just post a bunch to FML and then read all the corrections.
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ajeppsen
| 25
5 was it your english tutor? If so she did not teach you well.
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iloveCS8
| 11
Well sorry. English isn't my first language, I'm still learning
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iloveCS8
| 11
I have learnt from my mistakes
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Eluveitie
| 9
Goodness*
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fantasyworld
| 37
It could be a peer tutor.
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JustAGirlOnFML
| 11
Make sure that bitch fails.
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Trix_Disorder
| 20
He has the prime opportunity to do this.
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A7XCamaro
| 19
I don't know if it counts when you make the same pun twice.
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Trix_Disorder
| 20
This is unreal. I apologize. I thought one had not gone through.
The product of slow wifi, perhaps?
The product of slow wifi, perhaps?
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Trix_Disorder
| 20
I will eat my humble pi.
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ophel1a
| 7
what an INSPIRED idea! that'll show that girl, thinking she's allowed to have an opinion and expresa it freely! srsly what a bitch right?! .../world'slargestfacepalm
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JustAGirlOnFML
| 11
33 - I know right, he having opinion makes her such a bitch! Like, no sarcasm at all here. (:
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JustAGirlOnFML
| 11
Dammit! Her*
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Trix_Disorder
| 20
She didn't even have the decency to make an "acute" pun, eh? Shame.
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myurlbriii
| 9
Well, what do you expect? She IS getting tutored. Good call on your part though!
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andyyroxx
| 20
I was trying really hard to incorporate the Pythagorean Theorem in a punny comment, but I couldn't work out the right angle.
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
well you her math tudor, Give her the "D"
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andyyroxx
| 20
Tutor*.
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buddy51
| 23
Don't be so obtuse.....
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irishpotatoes
| 5
I only like this to make 100 likes
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robo_thunder
| 13
Sabotage her math education.
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BlowinChronic
| 18
She could be easy money though and he doesn't want to mess that up haha.
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TwitchingNebula
| 17
Jeez 44 you make it sound like OP is pimpin her lol
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Schizomaniac
| 24
Now you answer all her questions with "I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T YOU ASK A CUTER TUTOR."
Immaturity, my friend.
Immaturity, my friend.
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zingline89
| 18
Try saying "cuter tutor" 10 times fast without accidentally saying "cooter." Yeah, that's right, you couldn't do it either.
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Schizomaniac
| 24
Cuter tutor
Cuter tutor
Cuter tutor
Cooter
DAMN IT! You were right.
Cuter tutor
Cuter tutor
Cooter
DAMN IT! You were right.
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andyyroxx
| 20
I find the word "tutor" extremely suspicious now... I don't know what it is but getting to know it so well by repeatedly trying this has changed my life forever.
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kevsandy303
| 12
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor to tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters the flute?"
Tried to tutor to tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters the flute?"
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TheLadyOpal
| 30
Okay...I really, really don't think it should be such a terrible thing that your student doesn't find you attractive. That's not the point of your relationship, is it?
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zandalee
| 19
I know right. Bit self obsessed there OP!
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gothmo
| 8
I think it's more the fact that the student posted about it on Twitter where they probably know you can see it since they're following them.
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rvnclwprfct731
| 13
Yes, she obviously doesn't know what tact is, but if she's that shallow AND needs a math tutor, don't lose any sleep over it.
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SoylentCandycorn
| 10
So wait, having your feelings hurt when someone tells you you're not attractive is being "self obsessed"? Really?
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outoftown
| 26
And you are following your student... why?
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BlowinChronic
| 18
It could just be a classmate or something of OP's, not necessarily an adult tutor.
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lucianaamelia
| 21
That acute pun would've been a good one..
Ah well can't be obtuse about it..;)
Ah well can't be obtuse about it..;)
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Brssps
| 13
Your absolutley "right" #11
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nb1234
| 8
Perhaps that is what she was going for but autocorrect got the best of her?... Trying to think positive here.
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PenguinBitch
| 43
On your next meeting tell her she can take this cylinder pipe and shove it 90 % up her ass!
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BlackPhenom
| 9
I always have this unreceptive feeling about the idea of Twitter... don't get me wrong I'm no hater & we're well into 2013, it's just... I don't know. It's not for me.
Immaturity, my friend.