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I think you're supposed to add sarcasm in brackets or something #10, some people can't seem to grasp the concept.

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I realize that 25 was trying to make a pun, but parents usually like it when you make that much of an effort to take care of their child.

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Consider yourself lucky man. Not many people get the chance to be a hero to a girl like that. I hope you took off your shirt and wrapped it around the wound.

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Exactly! Once her shin is healed up, you should ask for a do-over date. Unless you spent that mile walk back telling her she'd be easier to carry if she wasn't so fat, she's practically guaranteed to say yes.

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It may be more then just a cut shin. A lot is lost within the 300 character limit and OP may be understating it. She probably had a gash on her leg if she had to go to the ER.

That sounds awful, but you're sure to win some points with her parents and her by taking care of her. Look for the positive out of that situation!

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