FML : Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours...

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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Morrowindwhore - / Monday 10 August 2009 22:22 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By Dikkanen | 0

#475287 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:02

Morrowind is AWESOME!

By Nothingness1 | 3

#475265 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:57

Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

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By cLaAaNdEsTiNe | 0

#475260 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:56

heehee

surger1 | 0

#475419 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:47

be the sound of it you often "Beat That"

thatwasobvious | 0

#475478 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:09

Replying to get to top. hehe, I am sneaky and original. But I digress - sex and videogames. the two things you can determine your lifes value from. how nice.

USMC_Marine | 0

#475495 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:15

Wow ONLY 30 hours?! What a pussy! I probably spent 30 Days playing that (to which I'm not proud of). But 300 hours on whatever u said. Nerd. Just nerd.

FreeMSPoints | 0

#475530 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:33

30 days is actually 720 hours so uve played more than double the time hes played.. its obvious who the nerd is

bskballa92 | 0

#475686 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 03:58

How retarded are you? Just wondering

Fernmelder | 0

#475715 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 04:12

30 days of playing is a little more than 300 hours lol... Or have you just been playing for 30 days? Then you are the pussy for getting the game so freaking late?!

Dickless | 0

#475717 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 04:13

i HATE MEXICANS

TheLoneWolf87 | 4

#475856 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 05:38

Normally Id take offence but with a name like Dickless theres no need. Go Die.

SubAtomicBeauty | 0

#476456 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:55

To be fair, Morrowind has been out for, what... five years? 300 hours spaced out over five years isn't too bad. But it all depends on when OP started playing.

PokeyStix | 3

#477171 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 06:24

Did you read the rest of the FML? Get laid much?

Wester195 | 0

#502904 - Thursday 20 August 2009 10:59

Hey man Iv got 435 hours on that game a dvive had sex

tobyraza | 0

#833379 - Monday 8 February 2010 04:28

Hot Wheels! Beat That!

vincee32 | 0

#968328 - Friday 26 March 2010 03:41

morrowind<3

RachelTheLoser | 0

#968382 - Friday 26 March 2010 04:40

nerds :P hahahaha xD

jackelboy | 0

#990548 - Monday 10 May 2010 08:03

I think one part that's better than this fml, is his name. Morrowwindwhore ;D amazing! hahaha

turtles1321 | 0

#1011968 - Sunday 30 May 2010 12:29

bs there was another one like this except Warcraft was 300 hours

skullbashd | 3

#1050615 - Wednesday 30 June 2010 09:43

you should have said I do t Lue about my sex life beat that!

Cjw1220 | 0

#1349582 - Saturday 4 September 2010 10:18

Oblivion ftw

ArwinEvenstar | 0

#1883146 - Thursday 23 December 2010 04:44

Someone has been spending too much time at "Earthly Delights" in Sudan

kill3rs | 0

#2107952 - Monday 21 February 2011 06:47

wow 30 hours that's it? Ive spent like 6 days now on that game...

sens3sfailing | 24

#4723000 - Monday 23 July 2012 09:44

Morrowind is the third installment of the elder scrolls games. The game skyrim my sound familiar? Well that's the news installment and it's the 5th one. These games are massive worlds with so many fun things to do, 300 hours is easy to pour into them

sens3sfailing | 24

#4723011 - Monday 23 July 2012 09:47

Newest*

sens3sfailing | 24

#4723026 - Monday 23 July 2012 09:50

I have around 2 days on there. I think it just sucks. I get sooo pissed. Then I get on skyrim, go all vampire lord, and everything's better

By Nothingness1 | 3

#475265 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:57

Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

unkinged44 | 0

#475577 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:53

or bang his girlfriend and yell WHAT NOW jk

spoo | 23

#477854 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 10:17

"What I slept with walks on 2 legs" yeah dude, just follow the low blow. He so pulled the out of context wiggle out. You had him topped.

arsewipe92 | 0

#478289 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:55

LMFAO @ #51. Good idea!

STYLE_E | 0

#487164 - Friday 14 August 2009 11:25

lol # 51 great idea

GiddyXD | 0

#976045 - Thursday 8 April 2010 12:36

lol #51 nice OP listen to #51!!

By StingMunFizzy | 0

#475272 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:58

Really not something to be so proud of :/ >.> Oh boy I had sex! I'm a man now! I bet the girl didn't even like it.. Or guy o_O

acd23 | 0

#475343 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:17

Hahaha, I think the friend was just trying to show that he actually has a life outside his game (such as a girlfriend, or maybe just a hookup) whereas the OP spends so much time playing video games that he doesn't have any other life.

Theos_fml | 0

#475418 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:47

Could just be lying too...

Beebow_fml | 5

#1575195 - Wednesday 20 October 2010 04:07

So in order to have a life you have to have sex? To be able to spend 300 hours on that game they're probably in highschool.

Bobdoleomega | 0

#2610667 - Friday 3 June 2011 06:20

only 30 hours of COD? F the frend's life

By rotf_coaster_9 | 0

#475284 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:01

oh yeah well my brother has spent over 750 hours on pokemon diamond! *edit* and hes had sex!

TheOtherNewest1 | 4

#475699 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 04:05

Bullshit. No way someone who plays Pokemon Diamond that much gets laid. Just no way.

SuperSpore | 0

#475744 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 04:26

They could have gotten it the day it came out and play a while every day.

senior_dingdong | 0

#476501 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:31

misty figurines make me horney...so does game boy i respectfully affirm your brothers statements ... no wheres that damn misty figurine...

exit_arsenic | 0

#476639 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 03:27

i have personally spent over 600 hours playing the world ends with you i am also female, have had sex, and have had three serious relationships in the past four years

andlifesuxagain | 0

#476690 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 03:54

Girls who play games are hot, but girls in general can get laod much much easier! OP, YDI for playing a crappy game to begin with and then comparing it to another crappy game your friend had. Try Battlefield, it seems to get me head while I play it.

drimpossible | 0

#476872 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 04:43

Well done. But to be honest it's a lot less impressive to get laid if you're a girl, as it's a lot easier.

rotf_coaster_9 | 0

#477194 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 06:33

its a long distance relationship, they can only have sex when they are both together and as they are both in college in different states it isnt too often, summertime they spend a good deal together and he has active share so every pokemon ever out currently he has level 100 in alphabetical order

stephan18 | 23

#4813123 - Tuesday 14 August 2012 06:52

152, 3 "serious" relationships in 4 years? Bitch please

By Dikkanen | 0

#475287 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:02

Morrowind is AWESOME!

adelaide_evening | 0

#475483 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:11

I agree, Morrowind is amazing. AND it's been out for over 5 years, so spending over 300 hours on it really isn't that big of a deal. I love that game. Sidenote: Who can't wait for the Elder Scrolls V!?

jafar_fml | 0

#475524 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:29

hell yeah morrowind is still one of the best RPGs of all time. but focus on something else for awhile, like getting a life. then go back to morrowind. p.s. call of duty sucks

adelaide_evening | 0

#475687 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 03:58

It's possible to have a life AND play Morrowind (or Oblivion for that matter). In fact, I even *gasp* had a boyfriend when I spent most of my time on those video games. I'd go to class, play Morrowind/Oblivion for a couple hours, then hang out with people and do productive things. It's very possible. And Morrowind is so broad that you can play it for an entire year and still find new things to do.

Saoul_fml | 0

#475877 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 05:53

Morrowind is a neverending game. With all the custom content from other users and the availability of modification software (IE: Construction Set) it is easy to rack up over 300 hours and not get bored. And trust me, OP, it could be worse... I have 700+ hours on Counter Strike.... My girlfriend has 200+. It's rather sad because she's better at me in it too. D: Don't feel bad. Sex is only overrated for those not having it.

natsumosam92 | 0

#475889 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 06:06

How do you know that they are making an Elder Scrolls V?

adelaide_evening | 0

#475984 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 07:01

They haven't officially announced it, but they've beaten around the bush. Plus, they put a bunch of copyrights on the name "Skyrim", leading most people to believe that the fifth installment will take place in the chilly home of the Nords!

posampo | 0

#476325 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 11:13

I can't wait but stupid bethesda are concentrating on a new fallout first :/ I like fallout but it sucks major donkey balls in comparison to elder scrolls (p.s. I have sex with my bf most days and am a complete nerd ^_^ win win for me I think)

whoisthisgirl | 4

#3028402 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 10:07

And now skyrim comes out in just about three months! I'm sure all the above are quite happy! I know I am. It looks amazing.

boydeee01 | 7

#4006131 - Tuesday 7 February 2012 10:28

And now it has been out for a few months, so now they're happier!

By Rota | 0

#475302 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:05

Well hey, Morrowind is an amazing game, don't feel too bad.

By Narag_fml | 0

#475304 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:06

Morrowind is AWESOME! I would love to play that again, but I lost the cd's and the stores here doesn't sell it anymore

Chad_Brisson | 2

#476073 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 08:23

Ha, I'll send you my copy, I havn't touched it in months

Narag_fml | 0

#478974 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 05:45

Would be awesome!

By stryker0530 | 0

#475306 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:06

wat is morrowind u are all gamer no life fags i bet ur all virgins and u will continue 2 be

andyn | 0

#475420 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:48

Percisely. Stop playing shitty waste of time games and get a fucking life.

blackdog218 | 0

#475449 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:00

Says the person talking trash on the internet...

grungecat | 0

#475494 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:15

Yeah! Nothing makes you have a life better than insulting people on the internet with your txt spk mk lok like fag yo wut look nerd. Lifeless idiot.

razzumfrazzum | 0

#475499 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:16

+1 blackdog

stryker0530 | 0

#475563 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 02:47

yup ur a fag

adelaide_evening | 0

#475691 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 04:02

I think an inability to spell correctly and use punctuation is slightly more pathetic than spending a lot of time on an amazing video game. I don't see why people assume playing video games is such a nerdy, awful thing. It's just like actively participating in a movie or book, and is very entertaining. It's certainly better than trash talking people on the internet in a vain attempt at boosting your ego.