By Morrowindwhore - United Kingdom
  Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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  Fernmelder  |  0

30 days of playing is a little more than 300 hours lol... Or have you just been playing for 30 days? Then you are the pussy for getting the game so freaking late?!

  sens3sfailing  |  24

Morrowind is the third installment of the elder scrolls games. The game skyrim my sound familiar? Well that's the news installment and it's the 5th one. These games are massive worlds with so many fun things to do, 300 hours is easy to pour into them

  spoo  |  24

"What I slept with walks on 2 legs"

yeah dude, just follow the low blow. He so pulled the out of context wiggle out. You had him topped.

  acd23  |  0

Hahaha, I think the friend was just trying to show that he actually has a life outside his game (such as a girlfriend, or maybe just a hookup) whereas the OP spends so much time playing video games that he doesn't have any other life.

  exit_arsenic  |  0

i have personally spent over 600 hours playing the world ends with you
i am also female, have had sex, and have had three serious relationships in the past four years


Girls who play games are hot, but girls in general can get laod much much easier!

OP, YDI for playing a crappy game to begin with and then comparing it to another crappy game your friend had. Try Battlefield, it seems to get me head while I play it.


its a long distance relationship, they can only have sex when they are both together and as they are both in college in different states it isnt too often, summertime they spend a good deal together and he has active share so every pokemon ever out currently he has level 100 in alphabetical order


I agree, Morrowind is amazing. AND it's been out for over 5 years, so spending over 300 hours on it really isn't that big of a deal. I love that game.

Sidenote: Who can't wait for the Elder Scrolls V!?

  jafar_fml  |  0

hell yeah morrowind is still one of the best RPGs of all time. but focus on something else for awhile, like getting a life. then go back to morrowind.

p.s. call of duty sucks


It's possible to have a life AND play Morrowind (or Oblivion for that matter). In fact, I even *gasp* had a boyfriend when I spent most of my time on those video games. I'd go to class, play Morrowind/Oblivion for a couple hours, then hang out with people and do productive things. It's very possible. And Morrowind is so broad that you can play it for an entire year and still find new things to do.

  Saoul_fml  |  0

Morrowind is a neverending game. With all the custom content from other users and the availability of modification software (IE: Construction Set) it is easy to rack up over 300 hours and not get bored.

And trust me, OP, it could be worse... I have 700+ hours on Counter Strike.... My girlfriend has 200+. It's rather sad because she's better at me in it too. D:

Don't feel bad. Sex is only overrated for those not having it.


They haven't officially announced it, but they've beaten around the bush. Plus, they put a bunch of copyrights on the name "Skyrim", leading most people to believe that the fifth installment will take place in the chilly home of the Nords!

  posampo  |  0

I can't wait but stupid bethesda are concentrating on a new fallout first :/ I like fallout but it sucks major donkey balls in comparison to elder scrolls

(p.s. I have sex with my bf most days and am a complete nerd ^_^ win win for me I think)


I think an inability to spell correctly and use punctuation is slightly more pathetic than spending a lot of time on an amazing video game. I don't see why people assume playing video games is such a nerdy, awful thing. It's just like actively participating in a movie or book, and is very entertaining. It's certainly better than trash talking people on the internet in a vain attempt at boosting your ego.