By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 979
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Serafie 0

You asshole. "Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!" What the fuck is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?

she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!

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ouch. that sucks

bonicr 0

Wow, YDI OP. Thinking that about a friend when you thought she was hurt is a pretty ****Ed up thing to do.

kendallkbabe7787 0

that's fucked up

girl? what's a girl?

it's funny because the girl you like is a lesbian and she wants you to fake date her.

aw poor you op :( I don't see how he deserves it :/ he can't help falling inlove. x

24-Who said anything about being in love?

he said he was gonna ask her out?! right? x

quent10 0

20 it's funny because your a bird

comepoopwithme 0

they are those things in the kitchen that clean up after you

#20, it's funny how you have nothing better to say, except state the obvious. :]

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

Beard.

qt4u 0

"Dreams do come true"!

ballistic 2

I say to prove to her mom she's straight. you should convince the girl to have sex and then purposely get walked in on. just saying hahah 

ballistic wins one interweb cybertubescreen!

or show her your penis she might decide girls arnt so great ;) haha jokess obviously

12-good; someone has a good head on his shoulders. :)

Why necessarily assume she's a lesbian? She could be bi and just dating a girl right now.

KiddNYC1O 20

op, did you know she had beaver fever?

# 12 is absolutely right. Your friend comes to you in tears and your first thought is "SCORE IT'S ME TIME!"? That is being a lousy friend. You deserve it.

dont_be_that_guy_fml 0

BURN!!

lmao 65 beaver feaver haha

pingpongpenguin 3

she can't cover it up forever

1800getalife 0

I smell a threesome?

It's funny because she is too fat for you

So don't fake-date her? Get over that girl.. FYL, if you don't..

RachelTheLoser 0

hahahaha xD LOL at 17 and 44

pureecstasy 5

33 It's funny how your a troll.

I agree with 24 maybe not in love cuz he wanted to date her but u really can't help who u like

agreed....it's really low when u jus think about what u want when someone else is upset

make her act like your girlfriend she has to do all the things a girlfriend would do kiss sleep together

ryguy997 0

I feel for you, man.

at least u know she trusts u !!!

this is just like George Lopez, except the exact opposite.

lexielovesyou 0

that sucks, because she'll never turn back. it's possible to turn her bi if you tell her how you feel x3 but that's prob a bad idea.... hahah[:

Nip tuck for the win :D Go Matt McNamara

shayyyyy 0

ydi for thinking she'd move on that quickly from a break up

3son_fail3 0

31 that made me lol

dude that is AWESOME! youre dating a lesbo!!!!!!! do you know how lucky you are?!

Cassiebangz 0

I'm a girl & I'm bi. I no how u feel cause I've broken a few guys hearts b/c of my sexuality.

that actually sounds like a good movie plot. a girl falls in love with another girl but her parents are uptight strait people. she asks her best guyfriend to cover up, and he reluctantly agrees. the rest of the story can go two ways: she ends up with him anyways or she runs away with her girlfriend, defying her parents.

95, don't you dare talk about Scott Pilgrim like that. That just made it sound so wrong...

me142 0

second!

it takes one number for win to be a fail.

you want to date a lesbian knowing she doesn't like guys and you're suprised about this why?

thedeepthinker 0

he was only a few seconds late if you look at the time.

X18GirlX 0

False

are u that desperate?

bugmenotmofo 34

You know, you two should go on some dates.... for authenticity's sake. I'm just sayin'

Serafie 0

You asshole. "Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!" What the fuck is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?

OopsieDoopsie 13

Second that. Awesome friend you are... NOT

thaT man is no asshole hes a hero

emanftw21 9

calm down

LMAO, owned! YDI for trying to take advantage of an emotional girl to FORNICATE!!! YDI for having a friend. YDI for helping her lie to her mom!

your dp scares me •.•

3son_fail3 0

Tammy...?

she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!