By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 09:03 - United States

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 761
You deserved it 54 100

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

At least you'll remember it forever.

you_failed 15

Wow! That's scary! D: But that's what you get for trying to mess with the wild you hoodlum! :P


FIRST!!!! and hahaha ydi

quite_bored 9

Congratulations, you're a douche.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

At least you'll remember it forever.

The deer just wanted to do something memorable too.

For extra points you could have tried to ride the deer to college. Just make sure he doesn't want a return trip :)

deer usually dont chase people....rabid deer?? lol

squirell_AIDS69 0

I'm calling BS on this FML. There is NO way OP and his friend could out run a deer, let alone for 5 minutes.

I don't know about deer, but a human can outrun a horse if both have to zigzag rather than run a straight line. A slalom course may have been involved for all we know.

squirell_AIDS69 0

That may be true, but a horse is much larger than a deer. Deer are quite agile and swift.

@45 then why do they have horse races and not deer races

overthelimit 3

@69 because horses are less skittish and easier to train. if you know anyone thats trained a deer to carry a human on its back, let me know.

raiderh808 0

The relationship of weight to speed is not linear lol. My roommate is 160 and I am 140 and he is faster than me. Mainly because he's been training with our high school Alma Mater's track team as a coach and I haven't really trained lately. Kind of like a quarter horse or thorough bred is much faster than a smaaller pony.

well santa trains deers, i guess

you_failed 15

Wow! That's scary! D: But that's what you get for trying to mess with the wild you hoodlum! :P

your name and response says it all about OP. xD

jrr1234567890 0


Deer are very dangerous! I would never attempt to chase one! But hopefully you'll remember that forever!

haha thats hilarious

Darklozer23 0

HOLY SHIT!!!!! DEER!!!!!! RUUUUUNNNN!! haha that must suck

Mission accomplished, that is certainly memorable. Oh, and YDI.

FYLDeep 25

Last time I was involved in a confrontation with a deer, it ended up with a 12 gauge slug to the face. Then, to really add insult to injury, I ate him.

SeedlessMe 13


sourgirl101 28

Ahhh that's so sweet. The deer wanted to play tag also.(:

College? Don't you mean high school? Or even preschool?

jaidonsafira 0

woowww. well that's memorable.