Sex and Miscellaneous: Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML

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By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By LongDriveNoSleep - 24/05/2016 10:38 - United States - Washington

Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By angry - 22/06/2010 07:47 - Australia

Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML

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Long haul

By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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HuskyButt 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:58

I just wonder why someone wants sex with "a friend". And yeah, like #2 said, there ways to have fun without condoms.

diemoelol 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:51

Awww, haha. That's actually kind of sweet to me.

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AshleyRose784 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:01

that's why you go to Vegas, everything is open

xkaitlinwhitex 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:55

at least you're responsible.

fakefinder 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:56

oh ok so 15 hour drive an you didnt get rubbers? fake.

silly_face 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:58

Umm gas station? Maybe YOU could have brought condoms instead of relying on him? Not FML.

aravol 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:05

Guess this means you forgot them, too? Takes two to tango, especially the horizontal tango, so don't blame it all on him. Kudos on not going ahead unprotected, though.

FMLfangirl89 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:08

711 is always open. Why dont you be like most teenagers and be irresponsible and just do it without the condom?

dinosgorawrr 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:11

why would you drive all the way from texas to colorado just to have sex?

EasilyUnamused 2

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:18

Oh no you couldn't have sex with your friend! How did you EVER manage?

daspidermc 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:51

I know right? There has got to be hotels in texas somewhere?

Victoria_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:45

(I'm assuming OP is a girl) YDI for apparently thinking they boy has to bring the condoms... But FYL, I still have sympathy for you, at least you didn't decide to have unprotected sex.

SonoViva 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:59

Hmm sounds like you went to a resort town in Colorado if everything was closed. I know its embarrassing, but most semi-decent hotels will bring up toiletries and the such if you call and ask.