FML : Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically...

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Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 April 2013 16:14 / United Kingdom - York

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By Booda_Shun | 28

#5471145 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:41

I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.

By Soluxis | 17

#5471147 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:41

How fowl.

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By Booda_Shun | 28

#5471145 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:41

I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.

HowAreYouToday | 34

#5471198 - Monday 29 April 2013 23:04

OP should climb out the window and not participate in the blatant Apple propaganda going on

lonewolf621 | 17

#5471223 - Monday 29 April 2013 23:23

Funny how people make fun of them. Revenge of poultry!

Booda_Shun | 28

#5471547 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:34

The most pragmatic approach that can be salvaged from all this lunacy is to buy an air horn. Good luck, OP.

cmayer | 20

#5471708 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 7:16

That was my first thought too 69. Get an air horn then go outside, stick your arm around the corner while using it full blast, then run!!!

GoodLookingGeese | 10

#5471789 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 8:52

Geese rule here in this neighborhood!!!!

gntfmlingnow | 12

#5473157 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 4:59

This reminds me of that old film "The Birds"

RIP OP

By Soluxis | 17

#5471147 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:41

How fowl.

By noelasis94 | 18

#5471150 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:43

And I heard a song in my head say it don't matter when it's always a good time.

SoulAmeliorate | 16

#5471231 - Monday 29 April 2013 23:34

This is a good time?

By AboveAll04 | 14

#5471154 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:46

just throw rice on the ground and then watch them explode

DocBastard | 38

#5471179 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:56

This is just as much an urban legend as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and perdix being married.

Roskosity | 22

#5471530 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:09

Perdix got owned. Ouch.

TotallyAradical | 14

#5471534 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:14

Oh, here we go.

By eyesmile27 | 7

#5471155 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:46

Hmm, they might make better guard dogs than actual dogs. HEY MITZY! You've been replaced!

By Wizardo | 33

#5471156 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:46

Jump out your window and wing it...

By Ambient25 | 24

#5471157 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:46

Just give those geese a camera. They'll be too busy flooding my FB with "duck face" pics....

SHAMUS_the_WITTY | 18

#5471214 - Monday 29 April 2013 23:18

If they were ducks or teenage girls, yes.

But they're geese.

Ambient25 | 24

#5471216 - Monday 29 April 2013 23:18

They both have bills....

By mmizbbz210 | 13

#5471158 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:47

You could win $10,000 if got some people on video :)

By nissanleaf | 22

#5471159 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:47

Roast them with a flamethrower foie gras anyone?

NoDontKillMe | 19

#5471478 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 2:23

No...

RodzillaX | 30

#5472012 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 13:37

Yes!

By fml0505 | 19

#5471161 - Monday 29 April 2013 22:48

Throw them some alka-seltzer tablets, problem solved.

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