By Anonymous - 29/4/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom - York
Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.

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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.

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The most pragmatic approach that can be salvaged from all this lunacy is to buy an air horn. Good luck, OP.

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  cmayer  |  20

That was my first thought too 69. Get an air horn then go outside, stick your arm around the corner while using it full blast, then run!!!