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By The gay child - 9/5/2018 19:00
Today, a discussion with my father about what to have for lunch turned into a linguistics lesson, then a bible story, followed by religious anti-gay propaganda, and finally a brief discussion on why my brother would make a terrible military dictator. I still haven't gotten anything for lunch. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

You should have rebutted his remarks on why you’d make a fabulous gay military dictator! The uniforms alone would be scrumptious. Also, your thesis could be that the downfall of military dictators is usually their unchecked womanizing and you’d be immune to that.

Then, go get a Hot Pocket!

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

You should have rebutted his remarks on why you’d make a fabulous gay military dictator! The uniforms alone would be scrumptious. Also, your thesis could be that the downfall of military dictators is usually their unchecked womanizing and you’d be immune to that.

Then, go get a Hot Pocket!

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  MamaChey  |  22

Linguine is terribly difficult to eat while taking dictation about the military. The first thing I thought of when reading this post was that since OP is old enough to spell linguistic, he’s prolly old enough to make his own damned pb&j sammie...

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  RichardPencil  |  28

I think the terrible military dictator in question was General Tso. Instead of oppressing the masses, he was constantly fucking around with chicken recipes. In “The Art of War,” it clearly states that chicken preparation should be left to no one higher than a Colonel!

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