By Brooke - 14/08/2015 16:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML
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swanheart 35
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Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/

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iPixelCheese 19
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Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL

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Sebastian2022 22
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At least he called you babe.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36
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It was going so well until he told her he'd suck the farts from her asshole. Damn.

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slackerjoe 22
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really? That line has worked dozens of times for me... must have been the puke

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FreakyDino98 13
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i really hope he^is joking because that is pretty pathetic

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incoherentrmblr 21
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In the words of George Carlton, "Blow it out your ass!..."

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worldclassrager 39
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Luckily he won't remember that...and I hope you don't have to remember it as well

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iPixelCheese 19
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She posted it on FML, pretty sure she will remember it.

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crackajak 15
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I love obvious statements and push-up bras.

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onlychildFTW 33
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It's so vile he threw up just saying it!

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Aimeejasmine 15
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Who doesn't love push-up bras? Best invention ever.

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rileyrae0000 23
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That's cool, too bad I don't own any..

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RenoTheRhino 30
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Well, this thread is going off on a tangent.

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swanheart 35
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Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/

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seenoevil818 13
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Sounds like she got more than his number, fyl op.

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Cads1 24
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Learn to take a compliment no matter how it is delivered.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Even if it was delivered anally?

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LyricaSilvan 29
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How exactly is saying you would inhale someone's farts a compliment?

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cmchappy 25

Would he hold it like a bong hit?

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arabian22 29
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Well at least you can say you've never heard that pickup line before

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lysx84 24
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I'm wondering if OP's admirer was Scottish - I've heard this one a couple of times. Along with "I'd eat a mile of your shite just to see where it comes from".

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PencilTips 19
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That's very revolting to here... why would you give that specific example?

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MRSwick2525 23
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can say I never wanted to hear that pickup line, EVER!!!

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siggy_mcsigx 22
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I've actually heard this one. wasn't said to me, thank god.

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drunkturtle 14
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Maybe that's his thing

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stain4 17
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Both top comments have negative likes.

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MRSwick2525 23
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Hmmmm so does #10's funny how that happens, isn't it?

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
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That's a great story to tell, I'm entertained and I don't even know you. As long as you didn't get any vomit on you, I'd consider that a plus.

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iPixelCheese 19
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Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL

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