By Brooke - 14/8/2015 16:50 - United States - San Francisco
Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML
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  cmchappy  |  25

Would he hold it like a bong hit?

  lysx84  |  24

I'm wondering if OP's admirer was Scottish - I've heard this one a couple of times. Along with "I'd eat a mile of your shite just to see where it comes from".