Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML
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swanheart
| 35
Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/
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iPixelCheese
| 19
Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL
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Sebastian2022
| 22
At least he called you babe.
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
It was going so well until he told her he'd suck the farts from her asshole. Damn.
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slackerjoe
| 22
really? That line has worked dozens of times for me... must have been the puke
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FreakyDino98
| 13
i really hope he^is joking because that is pretty pathetic
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
In the words of George Carlton, "Blow it out your ass!..."
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worldclassrager
| 39
Luckily he won't remember that...and I hope you don't have to remember it as well
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iPixelCheese
| 19
She posted it on FML, pretty sure she will remember it.
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rileyrae0000
| 23
That is vile
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crackajak
| 15
I love obvious statements and push-up bras.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
It's so vile he threw up just saying it!
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Aimeejasmine
| 15
Who doesn't love push-up bras? Best invention ever.
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rileyrae0000
| 23
That's cool, too bad I don't own any..
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RenoTheRhino
| 30
Well, this thread is going off on a tangent.
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swanheart
| 35
Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/
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seenoevil818
| 13
Sounds like she got more than his number, fyl op.
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Cads1
| 24
Learn to take a compliment no matter how it is delivered.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Even if it was delivered anally?
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
How exactly is saying you would inhale someone's farts a compliment?
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cmchappy
| 24
Would he hold it like a bong hit?
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arabian22
| 29
Well at least you can say you've never heard that pickup line before
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lysx84
| 24
I'm wondering if OP's admirer was Scottish - I've heard this one a couple of times. Along with "I'd eat a mile of your shite just to see where it comes from".
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PencilTips
| 19
That's very revolting to here... why would you give that specific example?
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MRSwick2525
| 23
can say I never wanted to hear that pickup line, EVER!!!
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siggy_mcsigx
| 22
I've actually heard this one. wasn't said to me, thank god.
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drunkturtle
| 14
Maybe that's his thing
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stain4
| 17
Both top comments have negative likes.
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MRSwick2525
| 23
Hmmmm so does #10's
funny how that happens, isn't it?
funny how that happens, isn't it?
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cOOkiEzRgOOd
| 22
That's a great story to tell, I'm entertained and I don't even know you. As long as you didn't get any vomit on you, I'd consider that a plus.
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iPixelCheese
| 19
Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL