By Brooke - 14/08/2015 16:50 - United States - San Francisco
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At least he called you babe.
It was going so well until he told her he'd suck the farts from her asshole. Damn.
really? That line has worked dozens of times for me... must have been the puke
i really hope he^is joking because that is pretty pathetic
In the words of George Carlton, "Blow it out your ass!..."
Luckily he won't remember that...and I hope you don't have to remember it as well
She posted it on FML, pretty sure she will remember it.
That is vile
I love obvious statements and push-up bras.
It's so vile he threw up just saying it!
Who doesn't love push-up bras? Best invention ever.
That's cool, too bad I don't own any..
Well, this thread is going off on a tangent.
Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/
Sounds like she got more than his number, fyl op.
Learn to take a compliment no matter how it is delivered.
Even if it was delivered anally?
How exactly is saying you would inhale someone's farts a compliment?
Well at least you can say you've never heard that pickup line before
I'm wondering if OP's admirer was Scottish - I've heard this one a couple of times. Along with "I'd eat a mile of your shite just to see where it comes from".
That's very revolting to here... why would you give that specific example?
can say I never wanted to hear that pickup line, EVER!!!
I've actually heard this one. wasn't said to me, thank god.
Maybe that's his thing
Both top comments have negative likes.
Hmmmm so does #10's funny how that happens, isn't it?
That's a great story to tell, I'm entertained and I don't even know you. As long as you didn't get any vomit on you, I'd consider that a plus.
Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL


Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/
Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL