Today, a customer passed out in the bathroom, so we didn't realize he was there until after closing. I don't know what he'd shot up, but whatever it was told him he should run around naked. It's been two hours and the cops still haven't shown up. I can't leave until he does. FML
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RichardPencil
| 27
Keep calling the cops? Are you telling them you fear for your safety?
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Glowworm56
| 25
*Reads OP's user name* Are you sure your horse didn't teach him that? ;)
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Glowworm56
| 25
Thank goodness the store was closed at this point!
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Glowworm56
| 25
*Reads OP's user name* Are you sure your horse didn't teach him that? ;)
By
Eashy
| 16
Does your boss pay more for overtime?
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RichardPencil
| 27
Keep calling the cops? Are you telling them you fear for your safety?
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azouwa
| 26
I would of placed him and his belongings outside and shut and locked the door. he's lucky he's dealing with you and not me.
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Mike3258
| 18
first you gotta catch the naked man. and that may include accidentally touching his wiener
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GIJoefan
| 6
I would say it was bath salts, but I'm not sure if that can be injected, and they don't make you pass out.
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ElNeto
| 14
If you can't beat em, Join em!
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kirkaygri
| 18
I'd have called 911. Then an ambulance and a cop would have shown up. You could say he was delusional and acting violent and erratic and you thought he was having a medical emergency.
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Cynical_1
| 26
Wow...third FML published in less than a week! That's amazing! You're on a roll. At least this one isn't about your horse(s).
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Adeline90
| 10
OMG!!!Where do you work exactly?
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AkaiKitsune
| 31
Right by two drug regab centres and a minimum security prison.