FML : Today, a customer passed out in the bathroom, so we didn't realize he was there until after closing. I don't know what he'd shot up, but whatever it was...

Today, a customer passed out in the bathroom, so we didn't realize he was there until after closing. I don't know what he'd shot up, but whatever it was told him he should run around naked. It's been two hours and the cops still haven't shown up. I can't leave until he does. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AkaiKitsune - / Saturday 17 June 2017 14:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7472007 - Saturday 17 June 2017 05:22

Keep calling the cops? Are you telling them you fear for your safety?

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7471893 - Saturday 17 June 2017 02:17

*Reads OP's user name* Are you sure your horse didn't teach him that? ;)

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By Glowworm56 | 21

#7471890 - Saturday 17 June 2017 02:14

Thank goodness the store was closed at this point!

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7471893 - Saturday 17 June 2017 02:17

*Reads OP's user name* Are you sure your horse didn't teach him that? ;)

By Eashy | 16

#7471917 - Saturday 17 June 2017 03:00

Does your boss pay more for overtime?

By crystal hacker | 2

#7471955 - Saturday 17 June 2017 04:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Tripartita | 43

#7472003 - Saturday 17 June 2017 05:15

You're a hacking service… that guarantees 100% security? That's like a deity claiming to be powerful enough to build a rock that even it cannot move; it's not much to brag about.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7472007 - Saturday 17 June 2017 05:22

Keep calling the cops? Are you telling them you fear for your safety?

By azouwa | 21

#7472100 - Saturday 17 June 2017 08:08

I would of placed him and his belongings outside and shut and locked the door. he's lucky he's dealing with you and not me.

Mike3258 | 18

#7472729 - Sunday 18 June 2017 07:42

first you gotta catch the naked man. and that may include accidentally touching his wiener

By GIJoefan | 4

#7472124 - Saturday 17 June 2017 08:42

I would say it was bath salts, but I'm not sure if that can be injected, and they don't make you pass out.

By ElNeto | 14

#7472351 - Sunday 18 June 2017 06:09

If you can't beat em, Join em!

By kirkaygri | 18

#7472368 - Sunday 18 June 2017 06:44

I'd have called 911. Then an ambulance and a cop would have shown up. You could say he was delusional and acting violent and erratic and you thought he was having a medical emergency.