By bottlepoppin - 02/03/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, a customer opened with "you open bottles with them thangs?" I look around my desk for something he might confuse with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informs me he is talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML
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brodizzle 0

what

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adelaide_evening 0

I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

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brodizzle 0

what

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Theatregeek788 0

LMAO!! funny...but perverted

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IIRoxieII 12
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my thoughts exactly

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strokesie 23
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Of course.. From Ohio. XD

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vmarsbars 0
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Um I agree with brodizzle -- what???

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buxtehude_fml 0

yeah I seriously don't get why that is worthy of an fml?

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trenton95 4
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ice submitted like 50 FML's and not one of them has been submitted and this chick comes along with the stupidest fml ever an nails it wow

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adelaide_evening 0

I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

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onlyhuman 0
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i don't get it... :/

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Melly_fml 0

it's a fuck my life cuz she was totally disrespected at work by someone's boyfriend good grief why would she put up with him?

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BeautyAndBrains 0
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ICK! What an asshole. I also feel really bad fo that guy's girlfriend, because she has to put up with him.

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Touch_fml 0
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They must be very nice for him to be looking while with his girlfriend you should take it as a compliment. Just my opinion :D

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taylortot973 0

sooo many things wrong with that comment…

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LLovey 0
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I'd probably be a little insulted and disgusted at the guy but it's sort of his compliment? I'd also find it amusing.

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extreme_flyboy 0
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Must have been realy cold in the bank for you nipple stand to be so big that it looks like a corkscrew :) i dont think he was hitting on her, just making fun of her. So i guess that might be a VERY minor fml...

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happypenguin7293 0
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thank you for explaining the comment that fml made no sense to me before. but y did it matter she works in a bank?

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