FML : Today, a customer opened with "you open bottles with them thangs?" I look around my desk for something he might confuse with an actual bottle opener. His...

Today, a customer opened with "you open bottles with them thangs?" I look around my desk for something he might confuse with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informs me he is talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML

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By bottlepoppin - / Monday 2 March 2009 02:31 / United States

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By brodizzle | 0

#10808 - Monday 2 March 2009 9:29

what

By adelaide_evening | 0

#10817 - Monday 2 March 2009 9:37

I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

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By brodizzle | 0

#10808 - Monday 2 March 2009 9:29

what

Theatregeek788 | 0

#1006302 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 3:05

LMAO!! funny...but perverted

IIRoxieII | 12

#2583374 - Sunday 29 May 2011 15:38

my thoughts exactly

strokesie | 23

#3472242 - Saturday 22 October 2011 19:01

Of course.. From Ohio. XD

fluorescentadole_fml | 8

#3794384 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 16:22

the strokes!

By vmarsbars | 0

#10812 - Monday 2 March 2009 9:33

Um I agree with brodizzle -- what???

By buxtehude_fml | 0

#10814 - Monday 2 March 2009 9:34

yeah I seriously don't get why that is worthy of an fml?

trenton95 | 4

#986123 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 2:38

ice submitted like 50 FML's and not one of them has been submitted and this chick comes along with the stupidest fml ever an nails it wow

By adelaide_evening | 0

#10817 - Monday 2 March 2009 9:37

I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

By onlyhuman | 0

#10824 - Monday 2 March 2009 9:44

i don't get it... :/

By Melly_fml | 0

#10832 - Monday 2 March 2009 9:55

it's a fuck my life cuz she was totally disrespected at work
by someone's boyfriend
good grief why would she put up with him?

By BeautyAndBrains | 0

#10847 - Monday 2 March 2009 10:13

ICK! What an asshole. I also feel really bad fo that guy's girlfriend, because she has to put up with him.

By Touch_fml | 0

#10850 - Monday 2 March 2009 10:33

They must be very nice for him to be looking while with his girlfriend you should take it as a compliment. Just my opinion :D

taylortot973 | 0

#1382580 - Friday 10 September 2010 13:36

sooo many things wrong with that comment…

By LLovey | 0

#10851 - Monday 2 March 2009 10:34

I'd probably be a little insulted and disgusted at the guy but it's sort of his compliment?
I'd also find it amusing.

By extreme_flyboy | 0

#10853 - Monday 2 March 2009 10:46

Must have been realy cold in the bank for you nipple stand to be so big that it looks like a corkscrew :) i dont think he was hitting on her, just making fun of her. So i guess that might be a VERY minor fml...

happypenguin7293 | 0

#1956945 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 4:35

thank you for explaining the comment that fml made no sense to me before. but y did it matter she works in a bank?

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