By bottlepoppin - 02/03/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, a customer opened with "you open bottles with them thangs?" I look around my desk for something he might confuse with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informs me he is talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 954
You deserved it 3 943

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brodizzle 0

what

adelaide_evening 0

I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

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brodizzle 0

what

Theatregeek788 0

LMAO!! funny...but perverted

my thoughts exactly

Of course.. From Ohio. XD

Um I agree with brodizzle -- what???

buxtehude_fml 0

yeah I seriously don't get why that is worthy of an fml?

ice submitted like 50 FML's and not one of them has been submitted and this chick comes along with the stupidest fml ever an nails it wow

adelaide_evening 0

I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

i don't get it... :/

Melly_fml 0

it's a fuck my life cuz she was totally disrespected at work by someone's boyfriend good grief why would she put up with him?

ICK! What an asshole. I also feel really bad fo that guy's girlfriend, because she has to put up with him.

They must be very nice for him to be looking while with his girlfriend you should take it as a compliment. Just my opinion :D

taylortot973 0

sooo many things wrong with that comment…

I'd probably be a little insulted and disgusted at the guy but it's sort of his compliment? I'd also find it amusing.

Must have been realy cold in the bank for you nipple stand to be so big that it looks like a corkscrew :) i dont think he was hitting on her, just making fun of her. So i guess that might be a VERY minor fml...

thank you for explaining the comment that fml made no sense to me before. but y did it matter she works in a bank?