By ChimerV - 15/11/2014 18:20 - France - Champenoux

Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML
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"no sir we don't sell dishwashers. but we do sell this state-of-the-art mechanical machine that makes your dishes clean."

You should have said "no we don't sell dishwashers"

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what a jackass

Not really, only asked a simple question, maybe just one if those days where you can't see for looking. The belch may not even have been on purpose. Not like he really wasted her time.

Well, we know that's a few seconds and a pint of perfume (is that the word?) that she's not going to get back

Damn, *insert over used pun here*

maybe he works in IKEA.

Like the one you just used?

Even if he had used a real overused pun at least it would have been better then the abomination that now plagues the comment section.

Hey I deserved the downvotes, but I'm pretty sure I'm a girl.

Your a girl???? I just thought you were a really feminine guy.

That's unfortunate OP, customers can be rude.

Yea, dam customers that only want to browse.

You should have said "no we don't sell dishwashers"

"no sir we don't sell dishwashers. but we do sell this state-of-the-art mechanical machine that makes your dishes clean."

"here's a sponge..."

what the hell... maybe he remembered something?

Has he been getting high with glue or something?

Perhaps he enjoys the occasional meal of paint chips.

He was too embarrassed to admit he thought they doubled as microwaves, then stumbled off to find one.

Damn that's washed up

and here's the pun...

if he sold it.

Okay that's just part of sales. I don't care what people say, the customer isn't always right. Sucks you didn't sell though.