By goshoveafuckingfrappuccinoupyourvagyoupsychocunt - 07/09/2013 21:43 - United States - Midlothian

Today, a customer kept harassing me and threatening to sue me for all I'm worth because I wouldn't give her a free refill. Her reasoning was that it's "illegal" to deny people a free refill if there's still a little drink left in the cup. FML
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cosicosei 22
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That sounds like a rule I'd love!

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lolita88_fml 27

Ignore her and move on. There is no case there so let her sue, she'll be laughed out of the courtroom and hopefully fined for wasting time.

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cosicosei 22
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That sounds like a rule I'd love!

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CheeseTron 15

tell her to go shove a frappuchino up her vag. then call her a psycho cunt to top it off.

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iAlissa 34
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What the fuck 29

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SumBur 11

Joke on the username. Quite clever.

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NeatNit 32
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Clever, no. Funny? Evidently yes.

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CanadiAnM8 24
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I'd put a laxitive in her drink. And close the bathrooms. And then steal her car keys. Then make her clean her own shit.

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laughtersplay 14

I mean you can't fix stupid but by the look of some of these FMLs, there's a widespread outbreak of stupidity that seems to be happening.

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Little4Bear 10

I like the way you think 77. Then OP could tell her illegal dumping is prohibited.

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thomcmoore 23
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Give her the wrong drink

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GTAmax99 12
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Yes…"drink".

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confusedAsFuck 34
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I was thinking more like acid. unfortunately it's more expensive, and oh yes, illegal in some states..

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allie2590 31
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Yeah, OP should've pissed in her drink and said "here's your refill, bitch."

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Inediblepeaches 15

Because losing your job and getting a possible lawsuit for harassment is totally worth it...

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lolita88_fml 27

Ignore her and move on. There is no case there so let her sue, she'll be laughed out of the courtroom and hopefully fined for wasting time.

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slycooper_fml 11
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I agree. Unless you are advertising free refills, she has no case. Anyway, she's just throwing "sue" around to scare you, so I doubt she will do anything. Just deny her and move on. I used to be in customer service and I do not have good memories.

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dallaschloe2 15
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I love your user name! But yes, what a stupid bitch.

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Enslaved 36
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It's so tiny, I can't read the print on my phone. ):

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15
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"Goshoveafuckingfrappuccinoupyourvagyoupsychocunt"

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SammyS2012 21
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oh.... thats what it said. for me, it stops at ps, so i was wondering was a vagyoups was

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texashater75 16
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To bad the OP is male. Otherwise this FML could be titled "two girls one cup"

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gc327072 30
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"Well I'm not worth very much, so I think you'd be a bit disappointed"

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zingline89 18

Of course. That's why I always make sure not to run out of gas. As long as there's some gas still in the tank, it's illegal for the gas station not to refuel me for free.

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Chellec2013 28
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What? And they made me pay for gas when I still had some left. Time to get a lawyer.

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banemask 14
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Human stupidity is the only thing you can count on.

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olpally 32

"Customers' are always right." My ass, customers are assholes most of the time. Charge her a dollar.

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Chellec2013 28
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Charge at least $6

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XxDancerGirlxX 17

"Let me get a water cup." Its 27 cents where I work. People freak out. "You charge for water?!" No, we charge for the cup, and should probably charge for the soda we see you trying to sneak and get.

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jgriff79 23

You can't fix stupid!

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skatoolaki 24
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Can't fix stupid.

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HortonThelephant 15
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Run op! There's a glitch in the Matrix.

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skatoolaki 24
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So there is. I think I've swallowed the wrong pill!

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