Today, a cockroach flew towards me, and out of panic I dropped my car keys in the sewer. Not only did I lose my keys, but the cake I made for a client is stuck inside the car. It's for a wedding, and they're arriving in the reception area in a few minutes. FML
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tounces7
| 26
If you panic that easily perhaps you should consider a career where people depend on you for important things less.
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melisssa87
| 30
Maybe it saw your penis sticking out and thought it was food or a friend or something, so tuck it in!
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melisssa87
| 30
Maybe it saw your penis sticking out and thought it was food or a friend or something, so tuck it in!
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RichardPencil
| 27
After all, it wasn’t just a roach. It was a cockroach. Hopefully, there aren’t any dickbears in the area.
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RichardPencil
| 27
I thought the penis story was outlandish, but this one really takes the cake!
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Ålphå
| 6
You're a pussy for being scared of a bug
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tounces7
| 26
If you panic that easily perhaps you should consider a career where people depend on you for important things less.
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Chris Cowperthwait
| 4
a rock or brick will open up the windows pretty quickly
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WeirdUS
| 29
So risking a bad review for the business for a wedding because of a cockroach? Not like your car is surrounded by wasps or bees. Seriously grow up.
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AmbrosiaFan
| 16
Call your assistant to come over, if it is your car, windows can be replaced.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
Pennywise has your keys now. Hope you decided to break a window over losing your customer's business.
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MitiMiki
| 15
Break the window...surely your businesses reputation is worth a couple hundred bucks for some new glass.