By funnyguyNOT - 5/4/2009 21:39 - United States
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
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  Allstarr23  |  1

You're a fucking retard. You make the world more dangerous for people with disabilities/injuries. Next time that driver might not stop. I'm 28and have severe arthritis, fibromyalgia,and nerve damage. When I can walk its with a severe limp and ur pretending to have one? Live 1 day in my shoes

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I feel so sorry for you.. I can barely see without glasses, and people wear them (with no frames) to look "smart" and be "fashionable" I hate it. It isn't nice not being able to see :c

By  JFox  |  8

You totally deserved it, but it's okay. It's still funny. My friend always wanted to limp across a busy street and take up two red lights, then dance when he got to the sidewalk. xP