Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
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rawrkittehpwnage
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that guy.. is a douche.
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whiteboy7thst
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maybe he's on his period?
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rawrkittehpwnage
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that guy.. is a douche.
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Bakayarou_fml
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Agreed. Bitch slap his ass. He can't touch a pregnant woman!
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scrapmetal58
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I hope the bystanders intervened and tackled his ass off the train.
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WHOWASTHEPHONE
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Tackling a pregnant woman? Sounds like a lawsuit.
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Bakayarou_fml
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^fail
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extrovertical
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so apparently fat chicks that look pregnant are given seats, but actual pregnant women who look fat get tackled. lovely world we live in.
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Slim2306
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you should have slapped him and pushed him off the train at the next stop. If it was crowded enough he wouldn't be able to get back on. I don't see why other people on the train didn't help you or speak up.
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kewlkate
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I would have made sure something was done about that man.
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yummycupkake
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bitch be trippin'. lmao literally :]
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DivakiddOsz
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is the baby ok :
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iSurf_fml
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23- Tackle anybody for no reason=lawsuit.
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Ahkoifish
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Wow, that's just wrong. I can't believe that be wanted that seat so bad that he was willing to tackle ANYONE.
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CCrunner2
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sue his ass
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selbow
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they didn't speak up cos it didn't happen, no business man would tackle anyone let alone a woman to the ground just for a seat. and if other people recognized that she was pregnant he certainly would have too. this FML is bullshit
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JoeTheMan12
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ya kick him there and run, don't look back ;)
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danishbagel
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31, Why not push the guy off when the train was moving? Serves the asswipe right.
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nickwiel86
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your baby... must... AVENGE YOU
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sleepistheenemy
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then you bitch slapped him... REPEATEDLY, right?
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imthatguythatdid
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disaster movie his ass like the sex and the city chick
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purplefatmidget
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26 You're a dumbass.
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lol_ironic_life
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I agree! I think that he gets super douche of the year award! And in second place was the husband cracking baby jokes, at the funeral held for the baby. People these days!
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lurveu_mysweet_t
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26- shut up u asshole!
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lurveu_mysweet_t
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26- shut up u asshole!
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lurveu_mysweet_t
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26- shut up u asshole!
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lilmisslovely13
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how can anybody have put "you totally deserve rhis" on this? let alone 212 people!!!
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powderpuffjord13
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true dat yo!
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GrooveSponge
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So much for chivalry, eh?
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Aim4thebullseye
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kick him in the balls 3 times: 1 for yourself, 1 for the baby, and another for good measure ;)
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fymother
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that guy deserves a third rail field trip...
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italianbby
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Agreed.. I'd sue him!
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ragnorac
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your not funny
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LardZilla
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190- it's thumb trolls don't ask for their reasoning
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CherryBomb511
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Love your picture #96.
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PetiteLady
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That is so horrible and sad to me. And uncalled for! Getting around at month 7 is hard enough; to be fat at the same time must be unbearable. But I am sure you are not a bitch though.
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ShreddedPecker
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@231: WTF? It sounds like you just backhanded the OP by insulting her. Or forgive me if I am reading you wrong.
P.S. knockout pic!
P.S. knockout pic!
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ILOLatmockdaweek
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231- you missed the whole point if the fml. he tackled her because he thought she was just fat. I doubt he would have done it if he realised she was pregnant
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ms31_fml
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Fake.
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ballwiz24
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Something tells me there's more to the story than this. Nobody would do that unless they were very drunk or drugged. I don't think OP is telling the whole truth.
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Kid34
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fake
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lookmebaby
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omg
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this is what you do:
run away, to the end of the cart. then swiftly turn around, running even faster twards him.when you're close to him, jump in the air and belly-bump him. he'll start sobbing uncontrollably, and you'll go into labor and get a premature baby. but the babys going to fly out, and a hobo is going to catch the baby girl and name it Billy and raise it in his hobo-ly ways.
run away, to the end of the cart. then swiftly turn around, running even faster twards him.when you're close to him, jump in the air and belly-bump him. he'll start sobbing uncontrollably, and you'll go into labor and get a premature baby. but the babys going to fly out, and a hobo is going to catch the baby girl and name it Billy and raise it in his hobo-ly ways.
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urdirtyolduncle
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Sounds like a successful business transaction.
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whybother8
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I'd kick him in the nuts.
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urdirtyolduncle
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lick*
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yukonmade
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what a dickhead!!
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F2M2L
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clubbing baby seals is another one of that man's hobbies.
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whiteboy7thst
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maybe he's on his period?
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pwincessa23
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wtf??!!
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ShokuMasterLord
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I don't think you understand humor.
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Bloodberry
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BMS
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arminium
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it's a meriod, duh....
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MiuDiorLouboutin
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not funny 125
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extradorkyloser
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best response ever!
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Mahomie123
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130- I actually thought it was pretty funny.
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ChelseaFan817
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In america he would've gone to jail for that lol
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kai_ngo
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In America, we would've created a huge scene, and wasted tax dollars to put the douche on trial, rather than outright throwing him in jail like the good old days.
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Rape_Laser
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or cutting his ass off so he can never sit down again what a dick fuck!
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smileycyrus
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kai_whatever. do you even pay taxes?
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kandii_kidd
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in America we let child murderers go free
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supermankisses
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^ win
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Dodie__fml
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Kai_ngo is Mexican/Asian/Not American, so don't listen to him
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KaraShinee
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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SpankyMcThrust
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And then a mob would surround her house harassing her for her "frivolous lawsuit", because any time "lawsuit" is uttered ten people will yell at you for "ruining the economy", and being "selfish".
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rocketeer_97
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133- You're ignorant. No one should listen to you.
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GuessWhatKids
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5, in America people don't go to jail for murdering their children.
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ILOLatmockdaweek
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133 is there even a 129???
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DrugsAreBadMmkay
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You should of made a huge scene and make that guy feel bad.
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avatar0810
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businessman and crowded train are the keywords that keep that scene from taking place.
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Dodie__fml
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yea, just make him feel bad, he only tackled a lady with an almost fully developed fetus in her.
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DrugsAreBadMmkay
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True, true. Just add a kick him in the nuts in there.
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Justine94_x
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People these days...
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wat11115
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fuck the british
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wowlol727
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f the idiots ^
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Imgonnahaveabf
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F**k the dumbass redneck who said f**k the british!
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ILOLatmockdaweek
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180 Britain is so much better than america. Clues in the name: Great Britain
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alex6946
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omg! he could have hurt your baby! you should have slapped him!
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bryyxoo
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Slapped him? Fuck that, I would've crushed his fucking nuts so he couldn't have any babies
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bryyxoo
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Slapped him? Fuck that, I would've crushed his fucking nuts so he couldn't have any babies
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bryyxoo
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Slapped him? Fuck that, I would've crushed his fucking nuts so he couldn't have any babies
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bryyxoo
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Slapped him? Fuck that, I would've crushed his fucking nuts so he couldn't have any babies
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bryyxoo
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Slapped him? Fuck that, I would've crushed his fucking nuts so he couldn't have any babies
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himoonkey
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why are all the replys the same?
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hiflier1012
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I like how as you scroll down the comments, the amount of likes get smaller :) well except the last one :p
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mffp
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should have used a condom.
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tifa_14
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what jackass would do that?! someone should've punched him in the gave for being such a bastard...(congratz on the baby tho:)
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phatdaddy62
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in the gave?
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ArentICute
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It means his dick.