Tell him you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then spill a plate of spaghetti on his head to baptize him as well.

People who do that really should be educating themselves about other religions as well. I hope he was nice about it at least.

Should have said "Hail Cthulhu"

Should have said "hail Satan" and started making up Latin chants.

I usually tell those people that I'm pagan.

why don't cha just tell him? obviously he doesn't know.

how is this an fml? you could have just kindly told him your religion and educated him

It was probably an opening line thing. But other religions wear head scarves I think too, though Islam is the one most prominent in the US I think. Not okay for them to accost you though

Choice of username is awesome

why didn't you just tell him your religion and educate him?

you should've made an awful screeching noise and started babbling non-sense to freak him out