By idrow - 25/10/2018 22:08

Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML
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I thought they only did that in the woods?

This is a boring story. Let me jazz it up for you. "Today, a bear dragged my neighbor from across the street right to the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter his entrails everywhere, and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML." There. Now watch the comments flood in.

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I thought they only did that in the woods?

No, you're thinking of the pope.

This is a boring story. Let me jazz it up for you. "Today, a bear dragged my neighbor from across the street right to the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter his entrails everywhere, and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML." There. Now watch the comments flood in.

I'm LMAO...... Best comment ever......

Where does a bear shit? Anywhere he wants,. Who's going to be stupid enough to stop him?

So, what religion is The Pope?

He recently converted to Islam. Oh wait... that's Sinead O'Connor. Always get them confused.

I hate that when it happens, its unbearable.

I thought bears don't shit where they eat?

Are you sure this bear wasn't paid by your neighbor, who hates you for some reason?

What would he have paid the bear with? Honey, or a pic-a-nic basket? Did you by chance mean "played"?

Sounds like a regular day at my house with my toddler 🤷🏻‍♀️

when ya gotta go ya gotta go

Justin Allan Bannister 9

so does bear shit stick to your lawn?