By idrow - 25/10/2018 22:08

Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML
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Leeono 26
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I thought they only did that in the woods?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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This is a boring story. Let me jazz it up for you. "Today, a bear dragged my neighbor from across the street right to the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter his entrails everywhere, and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML." There. Now watch the comments flood in.

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Leeono 26
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I thought they only did that in the woods?

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Dave_Davington 33
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No, you're thinking of the pope.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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This is a boring story. Let me jazz it up for you. "Today, a bear dragged my neighbor from across the street right to the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter his entrails everywhere, and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML." There. Now watch the comments flood in.

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Phillycheeze 20
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I'm LMAO...... Best comment ever......

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Glowworm56 26
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Where does a bear shit? Anywhere he wants,. Who's going to be stupid enough to stop him?

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RichardPencil 30
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So, what religion is The Pope?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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He recently converted to Islam. Oh wait... that's Sinead O'Connor. Always get them confused.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

I hate that when it happens, its unbearable.

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Emer O'Dea 1
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I thought bears don't shit where they eat?

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Yudith 22
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Are you sure this bear wasn't paid by your neighbor, who hates you for some reason?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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What would he have paid the bear with? Honey, or a pic-a-nic basket? Did you by chance mean "played"?

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nononsensechick 12
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Sounds like a regular day at my house with my toddler 🤷🏻‍♀️

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BuckNekkid 22

when ya gotta go ya gotta go

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Justin Allan Bannister 9

so does bear shit stick to your lawn?

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