By idrow
Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

This is a boring story. Let me jazz it up for you.

"Today, a bear dragged my neighbor from across the street right to the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter his entrails everywhere, and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML."

There. Now watch the comments flood in.

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

This is a boring story. Let me jazz it up for you.

"Today, a bear dragged my neighbor from across the street right to the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter his entrails everywhere, and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML."

There. Now watch the comments flood in.

By  Justin Allan Bannister  |  9

so does bear shit stick to your lawn?