By idrow - 25/10/2018 22:08
Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  28

This is a boring story. Let me jazz it up for you.

"Today, a bear dragged my neighbor from across the street right to the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter his entrails everywhere, and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML."

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  28

This is a boring story. Let me jazz it up for you.

"Today, a bear dragged my neighbor from across the street right to the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter his entrails everywhere, and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML."

There. Now watch the comments flood in.

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  idrow  |  7

I'm late to the party, but OP here. I didn't clean up all their garbage. We went to their house and had them clean it up. We live in bear country and the first rule of bear country is to secure your garbage. They've gotten much better about it since.