FML : Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make...

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Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kekumbas - / Tuesday 5 May 2009 06:11 / United States

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By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#171114 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 04:11

I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are shaped like a square.

By glockjaw | 0

#171092 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 04:03

Lmao! I eat dicks!

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By glockjaw | 0

#171092 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 04:03

Lmao! I eat dicks!

UnluckyDom | 0

#1036492 - Sunday 20 June 2010 05:25

NO NO SQUARE. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOFL!!

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#171114 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 04:11

I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are shaped like a square.

By Horde | 8

#171116 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 04:11

#1 - grab a "post it" and a marker and make one. quite difficult.

By glockjaw | 0

#171129 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 04:16

I assumed bumper sticker, but thanks for pointing out that you're this FML's first asshole #3!

By rukusrazor | 0

#171144 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 04:20

... and they shouldn't have said anything. They were getting dinner and a show.

By cwdeus | 0

#171228 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 04:55

#3 Yes, because everyone did that to themselves on purpose before going to work.

By LilKonvicted | 0

#171235 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 04:57

So... Do you wear diapers?

By danielleFML | 0

#171246 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 05:00

lmfao this is one of the best FYL

By had_a_bad_day | 0

#171258 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 05:04

well as long as the diapers wernt affecting their food

By philadelphianus | 0

#171274 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 05:12

haha i have never in my life heard it called a no-no square. i have heard zone though. once when i was 14 my friends and i bought a talking teddy bear and recorded our voices saying, 'i'm going to touch you in your no-no zone' and then we gave it to another friend who was at work at rite aide. because we hung out at rite aide. wait, thats sad, fml.