Lmao! I eat dicks!

I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are shaped like a square.

#1 - grab a "post it" and a marker and make one. quite difficult.

I assumed bumper sticker, but thanks for pointing out that you're this FML's first asshole #3!

... and they shouldn't have said anything. They were getting dinner and a show.

#3 Yes, because everyone did that to themselves on purpose before going to work.

So... Do you wear diapers?

lmfao this is one of the best FYL

well as long as the diapers wernt affecting their food

haha i have never in my life heard it called a no-no square. i have heard zone though. once when i was 14 my friends and i bought a talking teddy bear and recorded our voices saying, 'i'm going to touch you in your no-no zone' and then we gave it to another friend who was at work at rite aide. because we hung out at rite aide. wait, thats sad, fml.