Today, 30 minutes after finishing a great date with a great girl, she texted me and said, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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beaglegal
| 42
Sorry OP, but it doesn't sound like she's worth it. You will be better off without her. I hope you meet the right girl soon!
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saidoh_fml
| 26
What the hell went wrong? Dating can be so confusing.
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beaglegal
| 42
Sorry OP, but it doesn't sound like she's worth it. You will be better off without her. I hope you meet the right girl soon!
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IloveToLaugh143
| 21
She doesn't sound that great to me. But it's all good OP, you just dodged a bullet.
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daisylokes
| 16
thats not very nice... give her number out to party line as a payback, ahaha xD but really man, dont let that dumb twat upset you, im sure your a great guy :-) I hope you feel better, and just try to remember that other people's actions are never really a reflection of you, but rather a manifestation of whatever is going on inside them'
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PresidentNorth
| 16
Oh man the love, I can just feel it building inside me. Thank you sister moon.
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iBanana
| 17
There's a wonderful lady friend out there just waiting for you to find her, OP. Just keep throwing that line back in the water and eventually you'll catch a champion, prized fish. But dear holiness do not catch the crabs.
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morella_xx
| 29
#25, how do you know she's a dumb twat? Maybe op's idea of a great date is spending the whole evening leering at her tits while he picks his nose and eats it.
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saidoh_fml
| 26
What the hell went wrong? Dating can be so confusing.
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712sash
| 25
True that. Last month, I was supposed to meet this girl at a cafe for a date (we met online). I got there first. She came in, saw me and left. Later, I got a text from her saying that she doesn't date guys who wear glasses. Also, her stache was thicker than mine. I was like, umm wut?
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glabberfasted
| 16
Doesn't date guys with glasses? Wouldn't she have seen by your online photo(s) that you wear glasses? Sounds like a shitty fake excuse to me.
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712sash
| 25
Most of my pics on that website were taken at clubs and I tend to wear contacts when I go out, but wear glasses on normal days.
Anyway, I'm glad I dodged the bullet.
Anyway, I'm glad I dodged the bullet.
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oddities
| 20
#2, tell me about it. My girlfriend can go from kissing me to ignoring me like that* and then back to square 1. Some girls should come with subtitles.
*insert finger snap here
*insert finger snap here
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more4me
| 27
she probably remembered that she already has a boyfriend, or she got a better offer , or something along those lines.
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Bano360
| 25
Women can be so confusing. But then again guys can be like that too. Also #35 maybe have a picture of yourself just casually at home on it too. It will save you the trouble of girls like that in the future.
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Contradictional
| 5
Don't worry OP there will always be someone else that will like you for who you are! Keep your chin up!
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SaintJupiter
| 16
That's brutal OP. You deserve better anyway. Chin up. There are more fish in the sea.
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masterof1
| 7
But what if op is a complete dick or smells like pig farts?
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isuckwithnames
| 22
You say it to his face or just say something, to his face, saying that she doesn't want to see him again. Preferably in a more polite, less bitchy way.
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Welshite
| 39
Aww. She's using reverse psychology to get your attention and affection. Go after her, OP!
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any restraining order that may occur.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any restraining order that may occur.
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
I followed your advice.. 3 restraining ord...
Damn, didn't read the fine print.
Damn, didn't read the fine print.
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Godsofdracos
| 15
If your picture is how you treated them, I'd get a restraining order too..
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isuckwithnames
| 22
Instructions too confusing, got dick stuck in ceiling fan.
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appletreee
| 29
It's gonna be okay OP you'll find someone that's better than her
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Quackadoodledoo
| 13
Please give another example of your amazing powers. What am I going to have for breakfast tomorrow?
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amayasoma
| 19
22 - Butter toast.
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DaMann360
| 19
Not that bitch that's for sure
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mydumblifesucks
| 20
That's so rude! On the bright side, you'll never have to deal with her again.
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HeyTherexxx
| 21
She doesn't seem that great.
You'll find someone better OP. Don't worry. :)
You'll find someone better OP. Don't worry. :)
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AviKerensky
| 17
The proper response here is, "Okay, you'll never see me again, but can you tell me what I did wrong so I never make that mistake again?"
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isuckwithnames
| 22
Or fuck you works too
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PenguinBitch
| 43
@16 He shouldn't go down to her level of rudeness.
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benjamins39
| 12
I've tried that one...usually all I hear is crickets
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DaMann360
| 19
I cannot delete this message so I erased the original and wrote this in its place.
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isuckwithnames
| 22
Actually I would say OP would still be less rude in that hypothetical situation.
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BoltTheSuperdog
| 22
Maybe the text was meant for someone else?
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ChristianH39
| 30
That's probably being a little too optimistic, unfortunately.
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BoltTheSuperdog
| 22
Well, a dog can try.