This Week’s Top 10 Comments Are In and They’re Brutally Hilarious

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10. That would appear to be the case.
“Mother in law doesn't like you”
9. Don’t choke on that sarcasm.
“I know how it is, OP. Just today I was eating some food, and I inhaled between bites, causing me to remember it's been over a year since I've both breathed and been in a relationship. Thanks, respiratory system for reminding me how single I am.”
8. “When you’re a star, they let you do anything.”
“Do you work for Donald Trump?”
7. Mamma mia!
“Who on earth did you hire? The Mario brothers?”
6. But, I thought we couldn’t get pregnant?
“I hate false advertisements. Remove the tattoo or get neutered.”
5. Stop rubbing your education in my face.
“See, there you go again, using words like "elementary" and "weekend" and "school". Your sister is absolutely right. You really need to tone that shit down, professor.”
4. Ba Dum Tss
“So technically you soiled yourself?”
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3. Life in a long-term relationship.
“And the whole time you probably just thought he was doing regular texting and having sex simultaneously!”
2. Same FML, but this time with a pun.
“Killing two birds with one bone.”
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1. Roasted.
“Did your partner destroy your rear view camera with a machete?”
“C’mon, Sarah, quit dicking around with weak, namby-pamby stimulants. Put on your big-girl pants and dive into the coke!”
“Moral of the story: never get your car serviced in any way because it could be totaled mere minutes later. In fact, anything worth working for could be taken away in an instant. Love isn’t worth the effort. Give up now.”
I LOVE THE UMAMI FLAVOR AWARD
“Stop being so pretentious Kyle!”
I’M CONFLICTED ABOUT FINDING THIS FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S MEAN AWARD
“Based on the picture of this guy with his dog with the hairstyle and shirt I’m going to assume that being neutered would have zero impact on if he reproduces or not.”
TIMON NOWAK MAKES ANOTHER VALUABLE CONTRIBUTION TO THE SITE AWARD
“Hmmm”
“Thanks for your input it really helped me see the situation in a different way”
-Arashikage
“Truly insightful.”
-Cali
TREE-PLE TREE PUN AWARD
“Who wood have guessed? The cop birched at you for a bad repair. Next time you need something fixed, make sure you have a professional tree-ple check your work. It will likely save your ash in the future!”
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