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This Week’s Top 10 Comment Countdown is Here!

By Nina / vendredi 15 septembre 2017 06:30
In this edition of the comment corral, we’ve rounded up the best quips from this week’s FMLs, featuring a timeless movie reference, some shitty life hacks, and one user gets a lot of attention. And as always, they’ll make you laugh!

10. In the opening spot, RockPrincess26 delivers a serendipitous Mean Girls reference, which are always welcome.

“'Just don't have sex. Because you will get chlamydia. And die.'”

-RockPrincess26

9. The sarcasm is strong with Shabnam Moghal.

By FML Approved - / Friday 8 September 2017 14:32 / France - Paris

“That'll scare the natural disaster off.”

-Shabnam Moghal

8. A round of applause for upright citizens from RichardPencil.

 “Donating your truck to some poor suffering person in Houston is a very wonderful gesture. You are a hero, sir!”

-RichardPencil 

 

7. And the Shitty Life Hack Award goes to MidnaLink and his trusty sidekick Demon_of_Light.

“And this, folks, is why I like my 3 digit combo lock. I just set it two numbers ahead, and as long as I remember the third digit, I'm golden.”

-MidnaLink

            “That sort of defeats the purpose of security though.”

            -Demon_of_Light

6. Wow, someone’s dark, ThrottleJockey…

“Sounds like two more funerals are in your near future.”

-ThrottleJockey

5. Damn it, jediloader, this is racist but it’s also funny.

“You sure it wasn't chicken fly rice?”

-jediloader

4. How polite, LeoCor.

“Happy Anniversary”

-LeoCor 

3. I did indeed take your opinion into account, Ashamed_Sister. RichardPencil takes a number three spot for a comment that received a lot of backhanded compliments.

“Give him one life and then tell him you are even, and he can fuck off.”

-RichardPencil

2. Donut_wizard is FML’s official veterinarian.

“Ma'am, I'm afraid to inform you that your parrot got something stuck in its paw while sleeping in its fish bowl.”

-Donut_wizard

 

1. Chris Smith sees right through you, OP. No need to beat around the bush.

“Don't worry, it must've just been really dark at the strip club you were working at that night.”

-Chris Smith 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?”

-exileonmainst

“Now that you’ve gotten over that hurdle, you’re halfway to eating placenta. There’s a newly single girl who’s into that.”

-RichardPencil

THE LET’S DEBATE THE MERITS OF RICHARDPENCIL THREAD AWARD

...Y'all have to read the thread for this one, obviously.

DÉJÀ VU AWARD

“I never understood why some people shove other people's heads into a cake, or why brides and grooms intentionally smear the cake all over each other's faces. It's not funny, it's messy, and it's wasteful. And very rude.”

-Taurus_ChicKa

“I never understood why people try to slam other people's heads into a cake on their birthday. It's rude and wasteful, not to mention messy. Same with brides and grooms smearing their wedding cake all over each other's face.”

-Taurus_ChicKa

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By  RichardPencil  |  22

Thank you. If you see a comment you don't like, I think we should try to stick to criticizing the content of the comment and not attack the commenter personally. Some of these attacks either are, or border on cyber-bullying and I'm not going to tolerate it, and neither should anyone else. I'm just trying to have fun here and I know there are some here that like what I do. If that's not you, feel free to skip over my comments and find someone you do like.

By  Ashamed_Sister  |  50

RichardPencil is not really hogging the spotlight, at least not in a bad way. He’s just a regular user of this site and doesn’t prevent anyone else from entertaining the readers. Don’t forget that the FMLs are just a part of this site. Without comments this site would be much less entertaining.

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By  RichardPencil  |  22

Thank you. If you see a comment you don't like, I think we should try to stick to criticizing the content of the comment and not attack the commenter personally. Some of these attacks either are, or border on cyber-bullying and I'm not going to tolerate it, and neither should anyone else. I'm just trying to have fun here and I know there are some here that like what I do. If that's not you, feel free to skip over my comments and find someone you do like.

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  egnur_mas  |  19

I wish I could've read the first reply to your comment, Richard. I don't understand how anyone could have a problem with what you said, if anyone has read at least two or three fmls on this I think they'll get your humour, and as you said, if you don't like a comment, thumb it down - pretty simple.

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  Ashamed_Sister  |  50

RichardPencil is not really hogging the spotlight, at least not in a bad way. He’s just a regular user of this site and doesn’t prevent anyone else from entertaining the readers. Don’t forget that the FMLs are just a part of this site. Without comments this site would be much less entertaining.

By  Taurus_ChicKa  |  27

Whoa, I'm actually on this list? I completely forgot I even commented on those two, much less the same thing. Well, my opinion hasn't changed. :D I never thought I'd make this list - just took a screenshot! :D I'm considering this an honor, and I thank you!

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