This Mom Sent Her Gay Son’s Saucy ‘Smut’ Photos To A Carpenter After He Didn’t Answer Her Texts And We Are So Glad She Did

Sibling rivalry may diminish over the years, or at least become more easy to hide, but every now and then comes back to rear its ugly head. Such was the case for two adult siblings after their parents gave a particularly awesome mirror to 30-year-old Sohail for Christmas 2016. His younger sister, Sohaila couldn’t help herself. She wanted that mirror too. It was way too cool. See for yourself.
Their parents found this unicorn mirror at an estate sale and knew immediately it would be perfect for their son, not realizing that their daughter would have loved to have it as well. In an interview with Buzzfeed, Sohail said, “Sohaila has always wanted everything I've been gifted."
Being the generous and fair parents they are, they decided to have an identical mirror commissioned by a local carpenter to give to Sohaila. For that, obviously they would need reference photos. But when Sohail didn’t respond to his mom’s photo requests in time, she had to take matters into her own hands. That’s when Sohail received a message from his mom.
Sohail shared the text on Twitter, along with some of the photos in question.
Soooo my mom & dad are commissioning a recreation of the unicorn mirror they bought me from an estate sale because my sister is jealous she didn’t get one as well, & this is the result of me not getting back to her quick enough... pic.twitter.com/9AbFy8Sp8o
— Sohail (@sideofhail) January 10, 2018
“Gd smut photos?” Nice one, mom. The photos in question are “smutty” indeed. In the best, fiercest way possible, and now they're in the hands of some carpenter.
For anyone else, this might be an FML, but for Sohail, who regularly bares all on social media, this woodworker is just one more potential follower.
Since sharing his story on Twitter, he’s gone viral. Here’s what some people had to say.
😊 — I’ll tell them you said 👋🏽 when we Skype tonight. My mom asked me to convince my dad to not paint a Persian flag on the garage door of the house they just moved into to “make his culture known to all the white people.” I plan to teach him how to make the oversized template
— Sohail (@sideofhail) January 10, 2018
ok but those silver boots are fire tho
— Dodders (@JJDodders) January 11, 2018
You better get that wood worked!!!!
— Vers Top Talent Agency™️ (@izaak_slays) January 10, 2018
"Daddy? How did you and Papa meet?"
— Sarah Walker (@sarahindie) January 11, 2018
"Well, your grandmother was looking for a woodworker, and so she sent me a bunch of pictures of his junk. Needless to say, I liked what I saw."
Sohail followed up on the status of the woodworking project:
Updates:
— Sohail (@sideofhail) January 10, 2018
🤠 Woodworker accepted their offer
❣️ My mom said she’s not talking to me until I promise to not “make him a vision board” after she found out I’ve been spending the day fervently seeking his contact info to send him a vision board
Based on his photos, we can only imagine that vision board would be full of sky-high silver boots and a damn lot of hair. See the below photo for an idea.
If you’d like to see more of Sohail’s “smut” photos or learn from a master how to perfect the semi-nude mirror selfie, check out Sohail’s Instagram for yourself.
saw...
that?
Did he get wood?
Maybe he thought they could get hammered and he'd nail him?
Enough with the woodworking puns? But, I didn't even get to tongue-and-groove!