This Man Documents His Farts For 6 Months. It Goes On Longer Than You'd Expect.
This security guard documented his farts for 6 months and we have so many questions. 'Why?' To start; quickly followed by: 'where did the inspiration come from?'
All the farts are just as gross sounding as you'd expect, but surprisngly long. Long enough to make you wonder if this man has a bowel issue. The man farts so much at work we're seriously concerned about what they're feeding him for lunch every day. Ya know, you don't have to hit up the taco truck every single Tuesday, friend. It's okay to skip a week. Take it easy on the beans, my dude.
There's no dialogue throughout the minute and 47 second video besides one sentence at the end where the man says "that was nice." Other than that, it's just the sound of the man's farts.
I mean, we know that it's your job to keep the place secure, but chemical weaponry is a little instense.
So, where do you guys think he lands? Hero, or villian?