These Starbucks Orders Will Turn Your Stomach

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Some people have a stronger sweet tooth than others, and some people have a death wish. That was made clear when Starbucks Barista Jessica Lynn tweeted a photo of one of the drinks she was requested to make, with the caption "Ashley you have to be trolling us right now..."

How bad could it be? Pretty bad. Check out the original tweet below.

Ashley you have to be trolling us right now... pic.twitter.com/Z0KgF79w0X
— Jessica Lynn (@vspookygirl) March 18, 2018

Unfortunately, this was not a unique occurance. Jessica's tweet went viral, and an abundant amount of Starbucks baristas came through with their own order horror stories.

there was a girl at my store who would get a venti iced coffee with 7 pumps of vanilla, 7 caramel, 7 toffee nut, 5 classic, and 7 hazelnut with ex heavy cream. like I thought that was bad.
— Jacqueline Gonzalez (@captainyackie) March 19, 2018

This is from a guy at the store I used to work at 😅 he used to do this once a week for his free drink, no tip, actually drank it pic.twitter.com/AQk27esk07
— val pal ✨ (@vnw_x) March 19, 2018

Some orders I’ve gotten. There’s been worse of course pic.twitter.com/iBefNEUUrm
— Kimberlyy🌞 (@KimberlyyRoot) March 19, 2018

Let me add to the thread of extra pic.twitter.com/ZvkHFsxvOL
— Majestic Queen ✨✨ (@ashleynichelle_) March 20, 2018

Wait wait the best one pic.twitter.com/384XAx8vuu
— Majestic Queen ✨✨ (@ashleynichelle_) March 20, 2018

This came in a few weeks ago could’ve filled three grande cups with left overs pic.twitter.com/BTwIFT24E6
— felicitie (@feIicitie) March 20, 2018

These drinks are so terrible it really begs the question: how did they even decide to make these monstrosities? The comments from the Buzzfeed article ask exactly what we were all wondering. We need answers!

If you've got your own terrible concoction and you're still alive to talk about it, let us know in the comments.

By Nadine / Thursday 26 April 2018 12:12 / France

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By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7627611 - Thursday 26 April 2018 18:09

Starbucks, now serving diabetes to go. But be careful as contents may be toxic.

By Zekfen | 17

#7627605 - Thursday 26 April 2018 18:03

I’d rather spend that $30 on strippers, not coffee! After all that I hope they don’t try to fart in a bathtub!

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By Zekfen | 17

#7627605 - Thursday 26 April 2018 18:03

I’d rather spend that $30 on strippers, not coffee! After all that I hope they don’t try to fart in a bathtub!

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7627611 - Thursday 26 April 2018 18:09

Starbucks, now serving diabetes to go. But be careful as contents may be toxic.

By obie1975 | 9

#7627646 - Thursday 26 April 2018 19:26

And my bf makes fun of me for my venti dark roast iced coffee with whole milk, mocha, and sugar. Psh he's lucky I don't send him to get poison like these.

By ThrottleJockey | 34

#7627652 - Thursday 26 April 2018 19:31

To each their own but I'll take mine black, thanks.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7627708 - Thursday 26 April 2018 21:19

I think rat poison does less harm on your body.

By GIJoefan | 6

#7627785 - Friday 27 April 2018 1:27

My teeth are melting just reading all these.

By Briarpatch | 20

#7627817 - Friday 27 April 2018 4:10

This is just one of many reasons why Starbucks needs an express lane for people who are just getting a cup of coffee (and not a complicated custom drink, or food for twelve).

By Neror | 13

#7639431 - Saturday 26 May 2018 12:52

I'm reminded of a story from Not Always Right about a barista who became more and more visibly excited as a customer gave their long, complicated order. The barista then set to work, moving around the prep area like poetry in motion. When she finished, one of staff shouted, "She did it!" and they all cheered.

The story goes that the boss had offered them all a reward if they could prepare a drink in less time than it took the customer to order.