By Anonymous - 03/05/2018 11:00 - United States - Denver

Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
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There's no helping some people

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 20:02 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was helping a 93 year-old hoarder organize her home. She asked me to make ropes from old plastic bags, fold bags in a specific odd way, then fit four large boxes of bags into one smaller one. I said I couldn't do those, nor fit four boxes in one. "Why are you here if you can’t do things?" she said. I’m a professional home organizer. FML
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Give her away according to her actual worth... Namely, drop her on the floor, and walk away without looking back.

Just wait 15 more years, she'll be back

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Give her away according to her actual worth... Namely, drop her on the floor, and walk away without looking back.

Play along until the wedding and then when you are going down the while drop a stink bomb by the ottoman discretely and walk out.

Altar* I'm hating my phone right now lol

Just wait 15 more years, she'll be back

so... did you never bother to marry her, or did she divorce you? Either way, sue for full custody of the kids and tell her that no, you won't give her away at the wedding.

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"remarrying", so they were married

You can give her away by waving with your kids as you get full custody.

What she did was setup the perfect situation for you to ruin her wedding. Get creative, and if you want make a video and upload it cuz that would be hilarious.

You can always say no. Or you can say yes and then not show up.

Give her away?Why? She already clearly gave away you!

Now she can cheat WITH you, not ON you! Winning!

Shea having her cake and eating it. The question you need to ask is are you really this much of a cuck and so unintimidatingly weak that she can actually make a request like that? This is after cheating on you as well!